'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sharks and hurricanes, that's the problem, right?
Stay out of deep water, and you won't really have to worry about sharks. (Yes, sometimes they come to shallow water, but I choose to ignore this.) Hurricanes are easy enough to spot on radar that they shouldn't be a problem on a ship -- no one is going to bring a ship full of paying passengers into a hurricane. (At least, I'd hope not.)
no one is going to bring a ship full of paying passengers into a hurricane. (At least, I'd hope not.)
"Step this way for the Hurricane Adventure Cruise!"
(At least, I'd hope not.)
You are forgetting Hollywood, perhaps?
See, P-C, we're already having fun with your cruise!
My reasoning is that people who can pay for a cruise are people who have family members who can pay for a lawyer, and the cruise lines know that.
(Yes, sometimes they come to shallow water, but I choose to ignore this.)
Oh not just sometimes. They're right there. I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.
See, P-C, we're already having fun with your cruise!
I knew I could count on you!
I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.
NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.
They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!
Okay, you know what? If they let Jabberjaw on a cruise, that would be okay.
I love swimming and boogie-boarding and ocean kayaking, and therefore I am ignoring all of Hec's comments on this topic.
