Icebergs sneak up on you. Hurricanes at least give you warning.
Sharks are problematic.
Just tryin' a little spicy talk.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2012 10:56:56 am PDT #11975 of 30001
brillig
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2012 10:57:16 am PDT #11976 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sharks and hurricanes, that's the problem, right?
They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!
Hil R. - Apr 24, 2012 10:57:46 am PDT #11977 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Sharks and hurricanes, that's the problem, right?
Stay out of deep water, and you won't really have to worry about sharks. (Yes, sometimes they come to shallow water, but I choose to ignore this.) Hurricanes are easy enough to spot on radar that they shouldn't be a problem on a ship -- no one is going to bring a ship full of paying passengers into a hurricane. (At least, I'd hope not.)
Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2012 10:58:12 am PDT #11978 of 30001
brillig
no one is going to bring a ship full of paying passengers into a hurricane. (At least, I'd hope not.)
"Step this way for the Hurricane Adventure Cruise!"
quester - Apr 24, 2012 10:58:42 am PDT #11979 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
(At least, I'd hope not.)
You are forgetting Hollywood, perhaps?
quester - Apr 24, 2012 10:59:30 am PDT #11980 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
See, P-C, we're already having fun with your cruise!
Hil R. - Apr 24, 2012 10:59:33 am PDT #11981 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My reasoning is that people who can pay for a cruise are people who have family members who can pay for a lawyer, and the cruise lines know that.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:00:45 am PDT #11982 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(Yes, sometimes they come to shallow water, but I choose to ignore this.)
Oh not just sometimes. They're right there. I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 11:01:13 am PDT #11983 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
See, P-C, we're already having fun with your cruise!
I knew I could count on you!
I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.
NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2012 11:02:26 am PDT #11984 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!
Okay, you know what? If they let Jabberjaw on a cruise, that would be okay.