hurts like a sonofabitch in bastard sauce.

I love this phrase. I may repeat it, giggling, at odd intervals.

ETA: In fact, I want to build a shrine to it so that all the internet may come and worship it.

I will guinea pig for them. It's not my kink but I am excellent at feedback on whether a therapy is working or aligned or not.

Heh. I'll let you know how the person in question feels about the notion of practicing his suspension work on non-kink oriented folks.

And you roll them over hurty muscles?

Well, you put the foam roller on the floor and then put your painful body part on it, and roll. So the pain is the combination of body weight + solid foam roll.

t edit It's like the tennis ball trick, but since the foam roller is WAY more dense, it hurts WAY more.

Heh. I am kink oriented and happy to guinea pig for back issues also...though I suppose if I really wanted that I could find it. I do have friends who deliberately put suspension points in their ceiling when they remodeled

I like a good deep-tissue every now and then; I would be curious about the rollers.

Suspension, NSM. I'm fine in a rappelling harness, but not being able to get out GETOUGETOUT would freak my shit out.

And I don't know if neck-tying is part of suspension, but I can't even wear chokers or turtlenecks, it freaks me out so much. I think I was strangled to death in a former life.

I don't know if neck-tying is part of suspension

Only by really unsafe assholes. (IOW, it's not a good idea to ever put rope around someone's neck even if they aren't suspended, but DEFINITELY not if they're suspended.)

I didn't THINK it would be, but while I like a good neck-bitin', someone puts their hands around my neck, my reflex will cause them to draw back a bloody stump. UGH.

I didn't THINK it would be

Well, some people do stupid shit. It is, however, warned against in big red letters by most people who want to survive to have kinky fun another day.

Did a viewing at the place in Westminster. It had a nice looking kitchen. apparently Ikea. The rest of the place was eh. And lots of grafitti in the area. So I passed on it. But my realtor had a paper that needed signing from the short sale place. Something about "I don't know the current owner" thing. So, I take that as a sign of progress. As much as I'd like this to be done with, if it takes another month or so, it might time perfecty with summer break, so I can move in peace, and not during hectic work time.

So, now I'm cruising the Ikea site checking out how much it would cost to remodel a kitchen.

Omnis, that’s so exciting! You know I’m totally on board to help you decorate this summer.