What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Apr 03, 2012 7:13:12 am PDT #10774 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Attn: Jilli

Today's teefury shirt is Beetlejuice themed:

[link]

That is all.

For now.


smonster - Apr 03, 2012 8:45:57 am PDT #10775 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What a wonderful thing to do for your mom, Laura! And just when I thought I couldn't adore Shir more...


Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2012 9:31:23 am PDT #10776 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Laura and Shir, that was a truly wonderful thing to do!

Every time it rains there's a puddle four feet by eight feet, several inches deep, right in front of my gate.

That's not a puddle. That's a transient lake.


Toddson - Apr 03, 2012 9:48:47 am PDT #10777 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A peripatetic pond, perhaps?


Atropa - Apr 03, 2012 10:40:31 am PDT #10778 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Today's teefury shirt is Beetlejuice themed:

I cannot believe I am thinking of buying another t-shirt. I don't need more t-shirts! But oooh, Lydia!


JZ - Apr 03, 2012 11:09:50 am PDT #10779 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I cannot believe I am thinking of buying another t-shirt. I don't need more t-shirts! But oooh, Lydia!

You must get that t-shirt. The two of you together are meant to be.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2012 11:13:13 am PDT #10780 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I heard something about there being an Elvis (Presley) themed tour of the Holy Land ... including a visit to the Elvis Diner outside Jerusalem.

The Elvis Diner is awesome. It's in the middle of the desert, a while away from anything, and then there's this giant Elvis statue. Like, 40 feet high at least. And the diner itself is just bizarre -- it's trying to be an American 1950s style diner, but manages to get so many little things just slightly wrong that the overall effect is really disconcerting.


omnis_audis - Apr 03, 2012 11:25:05 am PDT #10781 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

t bitching

The past 24 hours, in the grand scheme of things, haven't been horrible in any life/death kind of way. Just kinda crappy. Yesterday afternoon, while working in the shop with student crew, my sister calls. Now I know, she being a tax preparer, if she's calling before April 16th, something isn't quite right, so I answer the phone. She's being vague and asking if I have talked to dad recently, and I should call him, but not letting on why. By the time I leave work, it is far too late to call east coast. I go food shopping, and get in just before they close. I get home around 9:50 at night, with 3 bags of groceries, to find the elevator not working again. Ugg. I manage to hobble my way up the 2 flights without damage to any of the groceries. So I decide to call dad while driving into work. Not the most optimum listening enviornments, but hey, it's a call. Yup, he's in Gainsville at the FL university hospital getting radiation treatments for Prostrate Cancer. Didn't want to say anything, cuz there is nothing I can do from CA and all. WTF! So I got that bombshell on my mind. And now the kids are driving me crazy at work, not putting shit away, so the shop is a complete mess. Ugg. Yeah. That's my bitching for now. Gotta get back to work. That fucking elevator better be working when I get home!

t /bitching


omnis_audis - Apr 03, 2012 11:29:42 am PDT #10782 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It seems J&R Music world is having a DVD & Blu-Ray sale. A bunch of titles starting at $6.99 [link]


Laura - Apr 03, 2012 11:30:00 am PDT #10783 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry o-a. You certainly have cause to bitch. I hope your father's treatments are quick and effective.