You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Apr 03, 2012 6:38:38 am PDT #10772 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Aaaaaaw. I finally got a sofa (woo hoo!) and the kitties have been camped out on it since they recovered from the shock of strangers in the house delivering it. Currently, they are curled up adjacent to each other...but Mal has his head firmly nestled into Nico's backside. Nico looks strangely content. It's the wierdest feline configuration i have yet to see.


Toddson - Apr 03, 2012 6:39:23 am PDT #10773 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I heard something about there being an Elvis (Presley) themed tour of the Holy Land ... including a visit to the Elvis Diner outside Jerusalem.


EpicTangent - Apr 03, 2012 7:13:12 am PDT #10774 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Attn: Jilli

Today's teefury shirt is Beetlejuice themed:

[link]

That is all.

For now.


smonster - Apr 03, 2012 8:45:57 am PDT #10775 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What a wonderful thing to do for your mom, Laura! And just when I thought I couldn't adore Shir more...


Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2012 9:31:23 am PDT #10776 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Laura and Shir, that was a truly wonderful thing to do!

Every time it rains there's a puddle four feet by eight feet, several inches deep, right in front of my gate.

That's not a puddle. That's a transient lake.


Toddson - Apr 03, 2012 9:48:47 am PDT #10777 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A peripatetic pond, perhaps?


Atropa - Apr 03, 2012 10:40:31 am PDT #10778 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Today's teefury shirt is Beetlejuice themed:

I cannot believe I am thinking of buying another t-shirt. I don't need more t-shirts! But oooh, Lydia!


JZ - Apr 03, 2012 11:09:50 am PDT #10779 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I cannot believe I am thinking of buying another t-shirt. I don't need more t-shirts! But oooh, Lydia!

You must get that t-shirt. The two of you together are meant to be.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2012 11:13:13 am PDT #10780 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I heard something about there being an Elvis (Presley) themed tour of the Holy Land ... including a visit to the Elvis Diner outside Jerusalem.

The Elvis Diner is awesome. It's in the middle of the desert, a while away from anything, and then there's this giant Elvis statue. Like, 40 feet high at least. And the diner itself is just bizarre -- it's trying to be an American 1950s style diner, but manages to get so many little things just slightly wrong that the overall effect is really disconcerting.


omnis_audis - Apr 03, 2012 11:25:05 am PDT #10781 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

t bitching

The past 24 hours, in the grand scheme of things, haven't been horrible in any life/death kind of way. Just kinda crappy. Yesterday afternoon, while working in the shop with student crew, my sister calls. Now I know, she being a tax preparer, if she's calling before April 16th, something isn't quite right, so I answer the phone. She's being vague and asking if I have talked to dad recently, and I should call him, but not letting on why. By the time I leave work, it is far too late to call east coast. I go food shopping, and get in just before they close. I get home around 9:50 at night, with 3 bags of groceries, to find the elevator not working again. Ugg. I manage to hobble my way up the 2 flights without damage to any of the groceries. So I decide to call dad while driving into work. Not the most optimum listening enviornments, but hey, it's a call. Yup, he's in Gainsville at the FL university hospital getting radiation treatments for Prostrate Cancer. Didn't want to say anything, cuz there is nothing I can do from CA and all. WTF! So I got that bombshell on my mind. And now the kids are driving me crazy at work, not putting shit away, so the shop is a complete mess. Ugg. Yeah. That's my bitching for now. Gotta get back to work. That fucking elevator better be working when I get home!

t /bitching