You can offer them some beads if it works out.
And they won't even have to show their tits! Unless you want them to.
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amych - Sep 26, 2011 4:16:24 pm PDT #613 of 1417
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
beekaytee - Sep 26, 2011 4:33:12 pm PDT #614 of 1417
Compassionately intolerant
smaonster, thank you so much for asking this question and thanks everyone for the hugely helpful answers.
My blogs thank you!
smonster - Sep 26, 2011 8:28:57 pm PDT #615 of 1417
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Rock on, y'all. I found one available for commercial use and credited the source on the slides.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2011 7:04:32 am PDT #616 of 1417
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Perhaps I should learn to write like this to promote myself:
Duncan’s unique perspective is informed by 12 years of igniting the junction where marketing strategy meets commercial activation within both industrial and consumer categories.
This is from a new energy technology company's site.
beekaytee - Sep 27, 2011 7:12:33 am PDT #617 of 1417
Compassionately intolerant
Duncan’s unique perspective is informed by 12 years of igniting the junction where marketing strategy meets commercial activation within both industrial and consumer categories.
Huh?
commercial activation?
I need a vocabulary lesson, it seems.
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 7:20:34 am PDT #618 of 1417
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Translation: he's a hot-shot! hire us!
Ginger - Sep 27, 2011 7:25:10 am PDT #619 of 1417
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sometimes I think my selling proposition should be: "Hire me. I'll keep you from looking like an pretentious asshole."
Vortex - Sep 27, 2011 7:25:59 am PDT #620 of 1417
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
it's only a selling point if they care.
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 7:26:21 am PDT #621 of 1417
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
That only works with people who realize that they look like pretentious assholes now.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2011 7:28:09 am PDT #622 of 1417
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Unfortunately, "You sound like a pretentious asshole. I can fix that." really doesn't work as a pitch.