Rock on, y'all. I found one available for commercial use and credited the source on the slides.
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Perhaps I should learn to write like this to promote myself:
Duncan’s unique perspective is informed by 12 years of igniting the junction where marketing strategy meets commercial activation within both industrial and consumer categories.
This is from a new energy technology company's site.
Duncan’s unique perspective is informed by 12 years of igniting the junction where marketing strategy meets commercial activation within both industrial and consumer categories.
Huh?
commercial activation?
I need a vocabulary lesson, it seems.
Translation: he's a hot-shot! hire us!
Sometimes I think my selling proposition should be: "Hire me. I'll keep you from looking like an pretentious asshole."
it's only a selling point if they care.
That only works with people who realize that they look like pretentious assholes now.
Unfortunately, "You sound like a pretentious asshole. I can fix that." really doesn't work as a pitch.
"igniting the junction" just makes me want to call for fire trucks.
"igniting the junction" just makes me want to call for fire trucks.
Reminds me of those KY Intense ads.