You know, it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.
On a news report last night, they were saying that tomorrow is only the beginning of the end. This thing is going to drag on until October 21st. You think the rapture would be more efficient.
shouldn't it drag on until Dia de los Muertos? Seems premature to end on 10/21.
So wait. The Rapture will not only
not
get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?
Stupid Rapture. Be more helpful!
and I know this is an itaish link but ....
Wow, those really run the gamut. Several different kinds of horrifying, there.
The Rapture will not only not get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?
If anything, it will make your hell week more hellish.
The Rapture will not only not get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?
Well, only if you're a Godless sinner.
How Gingrich can still win the GOP nomination -- and the presidency
Some possible scenarios. This is my fave:
The Rapture does happen this weekend, but only Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Mitch Daniels, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Chris Christie, and Jeb Bush ascend to heaven
Warning to everyone: DO NOT read Ben Stein's defense of Dominque Strauss-Kahn today. You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.
You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.
I read it, and it's completely outrageous.