Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - May 20, 2011 5:01:35 am PDT #8900 of 30001
hip deep in pie

You know, it's already the 21st in some parts of the world.

On a news report last night, they were saying that tomorrow is only the beginning of the end. This thing is going to drag on until October 21st. You think the rapture would be more efficient.


Amy - May 20, 2011 5:04:09 am PDT #8901 of 30001
Because books.

This thing is going to drag on until October 21st.

Just ascend already.


le nubian - May 20, 2011 5:12:23 am PDT #8902 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

shouldn't it drag on until Dia de los Muertos? Seems premature to end on 10/21.


brenda m - May 20, 2011 5:16:26 am PDT #8903 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So wait. The Rapture will not only not get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?

Stupid Rapture. Be more helpful!


smonster - May 20, 2011 5:16:34 am PDT #8904 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

and I know this is an itaish link but ....

Wow, those really run the gamut. Several different kinds of horrifying, there.


lisah - May 20, 2011 5:18:50 am PDT #8905 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

The Rapture will not only not get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?

If anything, it will make your hell week more hellish.


tommyrot - May 20, 2011 5:32:00 am PDT #8906 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Rapture will not only not get me out of my hell week coming up, but it'll drag out all summer and then end just in time to fuck up my birthday?

Well, only if you're a Godless sinner.


tommyrot - May 20, 2011 5:33:14 am PDT #8907 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How Gingrich can still win the GOP nomination -- and the presidency

Some possible scenarios. This is my fave:

The Rapture does happen this weekend, but only Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Mitch Daniels, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Chris Christie, and Jeb Bush ascend to heaven


Cashmere - May 20, 2011 5:37:32 am PDT #8908 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Warning to everyone: DO NOT read Ben Stein's defense of Dominque Strauss-Kahn today. You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.


amyth - May 20, 2011 5:53:46 am PDT #8909 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.

I read it, and it's completely outrageous.