Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 20, 2011 5:33:14 am PDT #8907 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How Gingrich can still win the GOP nomination -- and the presidency

Some possible scenarios. This is my fave:

The Rapture does happen this weekend, but only Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Mitch Daniels, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Chris Christie, and Jeb Bush ascend to heaven


Cashmere - May 20, 2011 5:37:32 am PDT #8908 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Warning to everyone: DO NOT read Ben Stein's defense of Dominque Strauss-Kahn today. You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.


amyth - May 20, 2011 5:53:46 am PDT #8909 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge to seek out Mr. Stein and cockpunch him.

I read it, and it's completely outrageous.


msbelle - May 20, 2011 5:58:25 am PDT #8910 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Ben Stein is a complete jerk.

ION - I came into the office this morning to find the breakers for the office area OFF (this means computers not properly shut down, overnight faxes missed, fridge defrosted) and my computer infected with a super annoying virus/malware thing. SO I have been researching how to remove it thus far. Also it is raining, so all jobs today are cancelled and with no air running all night/morning, the office is super muggy.


Fred Pete - May 20, 2011 6:18:53 am PDT #8911 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

You will be overwhelmed by a sudden urge

Another one?


le nubian - May 20, 2011 6:26:56 am PDT #8912 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I read Stein's defense and it is completely outrageous. I am not sure what he was thinking to allow that to be published.


tommyrot - May 20, 2011 6:27:41 am PDT #8913 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I feel bad that I just bought some Visine the other day....


Jessica - May 20, 2011 6:31:34 am PDT #8914 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think Google is trying to protect me from a rage blackout - when I search Ben Stein under News, it gives me the TDS response instead of his original article.

[Hulu, OTOH, doesn't believe I'm in the United States. Which is understandable, given my IP address, but annoying.]


le nubian - May 20, 2011 6:32:48 am PDT #8915 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jessica,

if you are prone to a rage blackout, I would strongly recommend you not read Stein's bullshit.

The huffington post had a good article about Stein and a "French philosopher" who also defended DSK.


amyth - May 20, 2011 6:33:25 am PDT #8916 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Google is being good to you.