I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 14, 2011 11:15:54 am PDT #8327 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The promo my PBS station is running about a special on bears has the tagline "Find out what bears really do in the woods."


Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2011 11:24:21 am PDT #8328 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At least airing on PBS you know it wasn't sponsored by Charmin...


smonster - May 14, 2011 11:24:40 am PDT #8329 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Find out what bears really do in the woods."

besides shit, I presume?

And I can vouch for the awesome (old sense) powers of Jennifer.

amyth! Are you at home? How far into it are you?


§ ita § - May 14, 2011 11:38:57 am PDT #8330 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks guys. I wish I could work out the magical way to communicate with medical professionals.

I just caught sight of myself in a glass door, and man, I look tired. I feel like I'm depressing people.

Still no appetite, but I'm on my second smoothie of the day.


amyth - May 14, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #8331 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I am at home. I'm only a few pages in. I got sidetracked by tragic murder story. (Sister of S. we used to go to church with. Did you hear? So sad!) Also, tumblr. Also, laundry and phone calls. But I'll probably get through it by tomorrow night.


Sheryl - May 14, 2011 11:49:14 am PDT #8332 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Back from Fairy Fest. It didn't rain, so that was good. Going back tomorrow, early. (Clam Chowder is on at 10:30 am. meh.)


aurelia - May 14, 2011 12:13:26 pm PDT #8333 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Geez. I start to take a bath and suddenly firemen are banging on my door. That was alarming.


Jesse - May 14, 2011 12:13:59 pm PDT #8334 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just got the most ridiculous mani/pedi possibly of my life. I look like an easter basket! Grass green on my toes, cotton candy pink on my fingers. Ah well.


tommyrot - May 14, 2011 12:18:14 pm PDT #8335 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cat and owl are friends

Fum the cat and Gebra the barn owl have a remarkable relationship. They actively play together. Gebra is quite tolerant of Fum’s constant attempts to capture her in midair.


beth b - May 14, 2011 12:18:37 pm PDT #8336 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Firemen?