My revelation of the day: you can't spell "Cupertino" without TINO.
IOW, FUCK YOU APPLE.
While my hard-earned money that I paid for the mythical laptop has already cleared the bank, the laptop is either (1) in The Rift, (2) serving double duty as a waffle maker for the UPS guy, or (3) Tino has it and he is LAUGHING AT MY PAIN.
I know it's totally a first-world, diamond-shoes-too-tight problem to have the luxury of complaining that the computer I paid for has not only not been delivered on time, but has apparently disappeared off the face of the planet, but can't be replaced until they can verify that I am not lying (as in, I really received the laptop but am saying I didn't, so I can get a second one for free). Except, there's this thing where they have the UPS information that shows that UPS NEVER GOT THE PACKAGE. I am not in cahoots with UPS, so I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Bah.
You may have already done this, Steph, but send them a screenshot of the UPS status? If that is possible. How frustrating!
For those who remember, TableTalk shutting down.
That's sad.
Also, (from a tweet from Mother Jones): Did the Florida Legislature accidentally ban sex?
You know: oops.
Gosh. It's so weird. Now I'm having WXing and People's Forum flashbacks, as well.
Now I feel hella old.
Wow, no more Table Talk! Weirdness.
You may have already done this, Steph, but send them a screenshot of the UPS status? If that is possible. How frustrating!
They can access the UPS status from their end, too, so they can see it. I get that they have a procedure to follow, but it's long and frustrating and not very service-y to the customer.
ION, how do you kill ants? Other than squashing each one? I came home to a kitchen full of ants, and if I don't die from disgust, I have to kill them, but I have no idea how. This hasn't happened since I moved in with Tim, and prior to this I lived in apartments where you just called Paul the superintendant when bugs showed up.
Ants? Traps.
Wow, Table Talk shutting down bums me out, too!
I got my new glasses in the mail! I know the are objectively 90% identical to my old ones, but I still think they look weird. I even took cell phone pictures to show you people, but even I could barely tell which was which in the photos. So I guess I'll keep them. They are weirdly sharper than my old ones, which I think is good, just needs getting used to.
