Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - May 11, 2011 12:26:16 pm PDT #7842 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

For those who remember, TableTalk shutting down.

Aw, that bums me out.


Allyson - May 11, 2011 12:31:51 pm PDT #7843 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Gosh. It's so weird. Now I'm having WXing and People's Forum flashbacks, as well.

Now I feel hella old.


Consuela - May 11, 2011 12:40:45 pm PDT #7844 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, no more Table Talk! Weirdness.


Steph L. - May 11, 2011 12:58:06 pm PDT #7845 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You may have already done this, Steph, but send them a screenshot of the UPS status? If that is possible. How frustrating!

They can access the UPS status from their end, too, so they can see it. I get that they have a procedure to follow, but it's long and frustrating and not very service-y to the customer.

ION, how do you kill ants? Other than squashing each one? I came home to a kitchen full of ants, and if I don't die from disgust, I have to kill them, but I have no idea how. This hasn't happened since I moved in with Tim, and prior to this I lived in apartments where you just called Paul the superintendant when bugs showed up.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2011 1:00:16 pm PDT #7846 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Terro Ant Killer


Jesse - May 11, 2011 1:01:32 pm PDT #7847 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ants? Traps.

Wow, Table Talk shutting down bums me out, too!

I got my new glasses in the mail! I know the are objectively 90% identical to my old ones, but I still think they look weird. I even took cell phone pictures to show you people, but even I could barely tell which was which in the photos. So I guess I'll keep them. They are weirdly sharper than my old ones, which I think is good, just needs getting used to.


Steph L. - May 11, 2011 1:02:28 pm PDT #7848 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hmm. The FAQ says it's safe around pets, so...I think I'm going to the store.


Beverly - May 11, 2011 1:25:06 pm PDT #7849 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Seconding the Terro rec. It's the only thing that's worked for us, and we've sprayed and used traps--always go back to the Terro.


Consuela - May 11, 2011 1:27:15 pm PDT #7850 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Matt's right: Terro is the best.

Steph, sounds like Apple's giving you the same story I got from T-Mobile when UPS left my expensive new smartphone on the front stoop, where it was stolen. It took me 90 minutes on the phone with customer service, and threatening to cancel my membership entirely, to get them to send me a new phone.

At one point they were going to make me wait six weeks to ensure that I wasn't using the phone myself...


aurelia - May 11, 2011 2:21:49 pm PDT #7851 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

"If this artwork came to life, how good would it be in a fight?" [link]