Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.

'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - May 08, 2011 9:12:23 am PDT #7461 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy Mothers' Day, Buffistas!


Consuela - May 08, 2011 9:27:54 am PDT #7462 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Happy mother's day, Buffista mothers (and mother-type people)!

I went out to see my BIL play funk saxaphone last night--it was very fun. The band had 11 people (5 horns!), and three dancing girls in 60s-era outfits, and they did stuff like "Car Wash" and "You Can Leave Your Hat On", with a screen behind the stage showing clips from "Shaft" and "Action Jackson". I was underdressed, as I don't have fake eyelashes, an afro wig, hot pants of any type, or platform glitter go-go boots.

But everyone had fun, and the band (mostly middle-aged white bureaucrats) clearly had a wonderful time.

And I got home at 1:30 and went right to bed. And then I ran this morning in the woods and got passed by dozens of ultramarathoners, who were all much faster than I was. Heh.


Kathy A - May 08, 2011 10:06:59 am PDT #7463 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy mothers' day to all Buffistas, mothers or not!!

My cat is still zonked out in the recliner, so she's not bugging me to move up her dinnertime. Maybe she'll ignore it until it's relatively close to a reasonable person's idea of "dinnertime," but I doubt it.


Typo Boy - May 08, 2011 10:22:11 am PDT #7464 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Connie, can you get a wireless card for your desktop, and use that to access the Internet in your closet? (wireless N cards are cheap these days. If by chance you don't have a wireless N router, they are cheap too.)


Kathy A - May 08, 2011 11:02:47 am PDT #7465 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just turned on the Kitty TV by opening up the balcony door. She's hunkered down in front of the screen, looking at everything, especially listening to the birds in the tree right in front of her.

Oops, I think it's now dinnertime--she's getting whiny in the kitchen.


§ ita § - May 08, 2011 11:50:20 am PDT #7466 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because I'm lazy, I'm trying to find the best store-bought apple pie. I say lazy, because the Cook's Illustrated recipe has excellent crust, and home-made is something that suits apple pie very well.

So far, I think Trader Joes wins. Boston Market had horrible pastry, and there's something off about Marie Callender. I mean, I'll finish it, but it's not proper.

Any recs for good store-bought chain pies?


Pix - May 08, 2011 11:57:34 am PDT #7467 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Cocos has decent pies.


Cashmere - May 08, 2011 12:06:21 pm PDT #7468 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Now I want apple pie.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2011 12:14:08 pm PDT #7469 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

One good thing about living in the South is that I can just go buy a jar of cinnamon apples from Cracker Barrel and bake that into a premade pie crust.


Theodosia - May 08, 2011 12:38:50 pm PDT #7470 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The cats are getting antsy about dinner. Which would only be annoying, but Spare Cat starts nipping if I don't start working on it.