Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 06, 2011 3:22:38 pm PDT #7255 of 30001

Aaaand, I have to go in. Aaaand they gave an 8, not 8:15 start time on the phone.


Jessica - May 06, 2011 3:23:57 pm PDT #7256 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not. Clicking. Any. Links.

t, yes, I have that one plus a few others (all the free versions, basically).

Sorry to typo and run there - fooD chains, y'all. Lunch on the road.

I have also determined that there is no food AT ALL in Pennsylvania where I'd be driving, so my Never Ever Drive Through Pennsylvania rule will stand. We will take route 17 instead.


Hil R. - May 06, 2011 3:26:25 pm PDT #7257 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have also determined that there is no food AT ALL in Pennsylvania where I'd be driving, so my Never Ever Drive Through Pennsylvania rule will stand. We will take route 17 instead.

I hate Route 80, and I really have no alternatives. The best I'm usually able to do is stopping at Taco Bell in Bloomsburg.


Amy - May 06, 2011 3:30:24 pm PDT #7258 of 30001
Because books.

Is that 81, Jess?


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 3:49:15 pm PDT #7259 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel like the puppy is way creepier

It's a vag/ass you can pick up and stick on your dick. For some reason, I'm completely down with detachable motorised peen, but the way you have to dissect the female body to do that? Masturbation sleeves I get. Start adding buttcheeks and I get weirded out. Especially with fingers.

Also, somewhere in my head some guy just really wants to dress as a dog. End of story.


Theodosia - May 06, 2011 3:53:21 pm PDT #7260 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I survived my first week at work! Despite some serious exhaustion yesterday and today, I made palpable progress on the starting assignments I've been given! And I'm getting paid for programming! Just like I should be!

I really can't use too many exclamation points to describe my exhausted joy at the moment. I'm going to watch Fringe and collapse into sleep....


sarameg - May 06, 2011 3:58:11 pm PDT #7261 of 30001

Man, FNL can really cast actors who do resemble their fictional family- Buddy Jr and Sr are uncanny.


Jessica - May 06, 2011 3:59:30 pm PDT #7262 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

380 to 80 to 81. Not a single travel plaza with food, and getting off the highway to eat would mean a significant chunk of time. 17 takes me through a couple of small towns with diners.


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 4:15:30 pm PDT #7263 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was looking at it because...I got no defense.

Wait! I got a defense. This (NSFW) Tim/Kon totally makes me giggle.

No, that doesn't work as a defense.

In a much more serious vein--has there ever been any correlation proven between the way a woman dresses and her risk of being victim of rape or sexual assault? I mean, are the jackasses that are saying "Dressed like that, she was asking for it" contradicted by numbers?


sarameg - May 06, 2011 4:19:24 pm PDT #7264 of 30001

Well, aren't the majority of sexual assaults committed by persons known to the victim? Which is flimsy correlation to contradicting that claim, but there's a line there.

And frankly, the whole statement pisses me off so goddamned much I'm moving into raaaage territory.