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smonster - May 06, 2011 2:51:27 pm PDT #7250 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What the hell? I swear I double-posted but when I deleted there was none.

Anyway.

For meara's, I was picturing Yara Sofia's poodle-esque drag. [link]

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at: [link] (soOOO NSFW).

Dammit, ita, I nearly had to explain that to my roommate. My 22 yo, straight, male, barely-know-him roommate.

Lee - May 06, 2011 2:58:15 pm PDT #7251 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd ask why ita was looking at that, but then she might answer.

meara - May 06, 2011 3:16:40 pm PDT #7252 of 30001

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at:

Really?!?! I find it so much worse. I mean, the "realistic ass/vag" is...not, and I really don't understand why there's fake hands spreading it apart, but... I feel like the puppy is way creepier.

sarameg - May 06, 2011 3:16:55 pm PDT #7253 of 30001

Thunderstorm!

And my laptop battery apparently shuts down my computer when it drops below 85% and I'm trying to scan shit. Ahrg. I really need to buy a spare.

City court hasn't updated it's site, so I may not know until Monday morning if I have to go in. They are supposed to post at 5. And I doubt anyone is working the weekend. FAIL.

sarameg - May 06, 2011 3:19:36 pm PDT #7254 of 30001

Oh, wait, they have a phone number...and a long ass message before they even get to the numbers.

sarameg - May 06, 2011 3:22:38 pm PDT #7255 of 30001

Aaaand, I have to go in. Aaaand they gave an 8, not 8:15 start time on the phone.

Jessica - May 06, 2011 3:23:57 pm PDT #7256 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not. Clicking. Any. Links.

t, yes, I have that one plus a few others (all the free versions, basically).

Sorry to typo and run there - fooD chains, y'all. Lunch on the road.

I have also determined that there is no food AT ALL in Pennsylvania where I'd be driving, so my Never Ever Drive Through Pennsylvania rule will stand. We will take route 17 instead.

Hil R. - May 06, 2011 3:26:25 pm PDT #7257 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have also determined that there is no food AT ALL in Pennsylvania where I'd be driving, so my Never Ever Drive Through Pennsylvania rule will stand. We will take route 17 instead.

I hate Route 80, and I really have no alternatives. The best I'm usually able to do is stopping at Taco Bell in Bloomsburg.

Amy - May 06, 2011 3:30:24 pm PDT #7258 of 30001

Because books.

Is that 81, Jess?

§ ita § - May 06, 2011 3:49:15 pm PDT #7259 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel like the puppy is way creepier

It's a vag/ass you can pick up and stick on your dick. For some reason, I'm completely down with detachable motorised peen, but the way you have to dissect the female body to do that? Masturbation sleeves I get. Start adding buttcheeks and I get weirded out. Especially with fingers.

Also, somewhere in my head some guy just really wants to dress as a dog. End of story.

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