This reminds me of a zombie joke!
What did the zombie say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!
Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 04, 2011 4:40:48 pm PDT #6890 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - May 04, 2011 4:44:06 pm PDT #6891 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In other news (unrelated to zombies and prostitutes) I am very sad to report that Emmett is now 5'9". He's still 14 and he's one inch shorter than me.
megan walker - May 04, 2011 4:51:53 pm PDT #6892 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Actually, I'm thinking it would be worse for prostitutes if they were reliant on tips, since there would surely be clients who use that extra price pressure to push for things said prostitute is unwilling to do (unsafe sex comes to mind).
I remember that being an issue for dominatrixes (who I believe usually get the 15-20% most other groups get).
SuziQ - May 04, 2011 4:56:09 pm PDT #6893 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Yowza, Emmett! CJ is 5'6" which blows my mind.
I have put in 12 hours today. On something that hadn't been on my radar yesterday. Oy. My brain is MUSH.
sarameg - May 04, 2011 5:00:43 pm PDT #6894 of 30001
I'm in denial about how much I have to do in the next 4 days. Sure, some of it fun (Irish bar for Cinco! Because we did Mexican on St. Pat's!) but also, there is no working late tomorrow night, there is cleaning that has to happen this weekend, errands, a communion party, my swimming, no working late Friday, and no time to work this weekend. And a drop dead on Tuesday, and likely no possibility of working Monday. UHRG.
smonster - May 04, 2011 5:05:54 pm PDT #6895 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Headache abating slowly, got my first unemployment deposit (hallelu!) and am rewatching last week's Justified and will shortly watch tonight's finale. Three good things.
eta and I'm going to volunteer to feed baby goats! I'll get paid in goat cheese, cheesecake, and/or bread. Whee!
§ ita § - May 04, 2011 5:20:13 pm PDT #6896 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd feed baby goats if I could get paid in baby goats.
tommyrot - May 04, 2011 5:20:54 pm PDT #6897 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd feed gold bars if I got paid in gold bars.
sarameg - May 04, 2011 5:23:22 pm PDT #6898 of 30001
Baby goats are fun. Hell, goats are fun based on my interactions with them at the B'ham zoo.
May is kicking my ass.
tommyrot - May 04, 2011 5:23:26 pm PDT #6899 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See Jessica Rabbit dressed up like Slave Leia
Her boob-to-waist ratio is just too absurd for me to find this hot.