Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 04, 2011 7:12:00 am PDT #6762 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He wouldn't need a personality if he had a cure. But, seriously, he suggested something and he's going to work on it, and aren't those ER people silly in their intransigence and OMG I just blank out so maybe some of this is my fault.

This is kinda gross.


Amy - May 04, 2011 7:20:17 am PDT #6763 of 30001
Because books.

He wouldn't need a personality if he had a cure.

Or some secret BAMFiness.


Tom Scola - May 04, 2011 7:20:43 am PDT #6764 of 30001
hwæt

"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way."


§ ita § - May 04, 2011 7:23:10 am PDT #6765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The photograph may not be manipulated in any way

Yet you put it where the Internet could get it...

Where's the Kanye'd version?


Amy - May 04, 2011 7:26:52 am PDT #6766 of 30001
Because books.

Keanu and the wee royal bridesmaid are my favorites.


Consuela - May 04, 2011 7:30:52 am PDT #6767 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita, I do hope the new doc can find something to help you. Even if he's a schmuck with poor social skills.

You could wash them down with one of these: [link]

Oh. Ew?

I had a very tasty cocktail last night: it was ginger and rum and something else, and looked... awful. Like dishwater.

ION, I took 2 Benadryl last night for my allergies, and barely made it to work on time today. I am really hating my sinuses this spring.


JZ - May 04, 2011 7:36:33 am PDT #6768 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I... can't look at Sad Keanu, because he makes me too sad. I see him, and the meme slides right out of my head and I just want to wrap him up in a billion crocheted blankets and nestle him on a comfy couch with a pot of tea and The Princess Bride.

I am all in favor of Beat The Ever Living Crap Out Of All ita's Doctors Day (Except The Potentially Helpful New One, But He Still Gets The Stinkeye), but that would not be onerous at all; if anything, too easy and much too pleasurable.


erikaj - May 04, 2011 7:45:51 am PDT #6769 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Shoving them into vacant buildings might be onerous.


Jessica - May 04, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #6770 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yet you put it where the Internet could get it...

Right??


Lee - May 04, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #6771 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I didn't eat any of the bacon, but I had a sip, and without it, the bloody Mary was tasty.