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Yet you put it where the Internet could get it...
Where's the Kanye'd version?
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 04, 2011 7:23:10 am PDT #6765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - May 04, 2011 7:26:52 am PDT #6766 of 30001
Because books.
Keanu and the wee royal bridesmaid are my favorites.
Consuela - May 04, 2011 7:30:52 am PDT #6767 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
ita, I do hope the new doc can find something to help you. Even if he's a schmuck with poor social skills.
You could wash them down with one of these: [link]
Oh. Ew?
I had a very tasty cocktail last night: it was ginger and rum and something else, and looked... awful. Like dishwater.
ION, I took 2 Benadryl last night for my allergies, and barely made it to work on time today. I am really hating my sinuses this spring.
JZ - May 04, 2011 7:36:33 am PDT #6768 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I... can't look at Sad Keanu, because he makes me too sad. I see him, and the meme slides right out of my head and I just want to wrap him up in a billion crocheted blankets and nestle him on a comfy couch with a pot of tea and The Princess Bride.
I am all in favor of Beat The Ever Living Crap Out Of All ita's Doctors Day (Except The Potentially Helpful New One, But He Still Gets The Stinkeye), but that would not be onerous at all; if anything, too easy and much too pleasurable.
erikaj - May 04, 2011 7:45:51 am PDT #6769 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Shoving them into vacant buildings might be onerous.
Jessica - May 04, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #6770 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yet you put it where the Internet could get it...
Right??
Lee - May 04, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #6771 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't eat any of the bacon, but I had a sip, and without it, the bloody Mary was tasty.
Jessica - May 04, 2011 7:47:17 am PDT #6772 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You could wash them down with one of these: [link]
Hey, breakfast!
§ ita § - May 04, 2011 7:57:37 am PDT #6773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not allowed to draw in meetings, so I decided that meant I should sit as far away from my boss as possible, and draw really teeny things I can hide under my pencil.
Perfectly sensible, right?
Why is there an elf in my meeting notes?
tommyrot - May 04, 2011 7:57:52 am PDT #6774 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
These robot vacuums work together to clean floors at all times
Compared to these conceptual robotic puppy vacuum cleaners dreamed up by Hyun-Seok Kim, a Roomba seems rather tame. Comprised of four puppy vacs and a "mother unit" these floor cleaners literally "chase" dirt and dust away.
Designed for young couples who are always too busy with work or mingling with friends to clean their own homes, the robo puppy vacs were inspired by a mother dog and her puppies. Robo puppy vacs dispatch from the "mother unit" and then proceed to getting their cleaning funk on. After dirt is collected, the puppy vacs return back to the mother, dump it off and then go back out for more cleaning. The dirt is collected in a standard dust bag and is then easily removed from the mother unit.
Displays on the robo pups let you know if they're functioning properly and can be used to program them to clean while you're out of the house. There's also a "Chasing Mode" that lets the vacs "chase" a wireless key placed in your pocket or around a dog or cat's collar. Wherever you go, the puppy vacs will clean, wiping off footprints from pets, water from rain boots, etc.