I didn't eat any of the bacon, but I had a sip, and without it, the bloody Mary was tasty.
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - May 04, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #6771 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jessica - May 04, 2011 7:47:17 am PDT #6772 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You could wash them down with one of these: [link]
Hey, breakfast!
§ ita § - May 04, 2011 7:57:37 am PDT #6773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not allowed to draw in meetings, so I decided that meant I should sit as far away from my boss as possible, and draw really teeny things I can hide under my pencil.
Perfectly sensible, right?
Why is there an elf in my meeting notes?
tommyrot - May 04, 2011 7:57:52 am PDT #6774 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
These robot vacuums work together to clean floors at all times
Compared to these conceptual robotic puppy vacuum cleaners dreamed up by Hyun-Seok Kim, a Roomba seems rather tame. Comprised of four puppy vacs and a "mother unit" these floor cleaners literally "chase" dirt and dust away.
Designed for young couples who are always too busy with work or mingling with friends to clean their own homes, the robo puppy vacs were inspired by a mother dog and her puppies. Robo puppy vacs dispatch from the "mother unit" and then proceed to getting their cleaning funk on. After dirt is collected, the puppy vacs return back to the mother, dump it off and then go back out for more cleaning. The dirt is collected in a standard dust bag and is then easily removed from the mother unit.
Displays on the robo pups let you know if they're functioning properly and can be used to program them to clean while you're out of the house. There's also a "Chasing Mode" that lets the vacs "chase" a wireless key placed in your pocket or around a dog or cat's collar. Wherever you go, the puppy vacs will clean, wiping off footprints from pets, water from rain boots, etc.
Maria - May 04, 2011 8:07:39 am PDT #6775 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Ugh, ita. I hope your new doctor can find a way to help.
Jesse, I've never ordered from Zenni, but I've ordered 4 pairs from Coastal Contacts and they fit and look better than the one pair I picked out in person. Their customer service has been great too. They also have a 1 year guarantee--if you don't like them you can return them anytime in the first 365 days.
Toddson - May 04, 2011 8:18:34 am PDT #6776 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
perhaps give Matilda the names of the unhelpful doctors ....
le nubian - May 04, 2011 8:35:31 am PDT #6777 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
how can you ban drawing in meetings?
cognitively, doodling is supposed to help us process information. I can believe that full wall murals should be prohibited, and genitalia, etc., but discreet small doodles in the corner of a page should be okay.
sumi - May 04, 2011 8:36:55 am PDT #6778 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
If I couldn't doodle in meetings, I'd be falling asleep.
Lee - May 04, 2011 8:37:19 am PDT #6779 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sparky, I sent the Sassy link to my sister and her kids, which I think might be more help than me posting it anywhere.
tommyrot - May 04, 2011 8:37:55 am PDT #6780 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can believe that full wall murals should be prohibited
My boss is having our conference room walls painted with a material that turns the walls into whiteboards. So I'm totally gonna do a wall mural in our next meeting.
eta: Also, I'm going to do giant Venn-diagrams of how I am so awesome, and have my picture taken next to them. Then I'll use the pictures on an online dating site.