Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 29, 2011 5:28:40 pm PDT #6040 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

While it's nice that working out is finally paying off, I just spent way too much money in Nordstrom's lingerie department.


megan walker - Apr 29, 2011 5:30:12 pm PDT #6041 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Me in high school
Senior year in college
Me a bit younger.


sarameg - Apr 29, 2011 5:30:48 pm PDT #6042 of 30001

My weightloss has involved crying in front of Nordstrom's bra lady when absolutely nothing worked. At least it was free?

It's getting worse, but still making do with bras that are technically too big.


DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:31:21 pm PDT #6043 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The earliest picture of myself I can find is 21: [link] Still a baby.

You look great. You just need to work on those eyebrows.

Both of my children are much cuter than I was at any particular age.

Emmett's getting all big and handsome, though he's fighting the acne now. But I swear he's gone up another inch or so. He's gotta be over 5' 8" now.

Unfortunately with all the new muscle plus the Krav he's all about punching me incessantly. I spent most of last night fending him off. Stupid testosterone spike.

I think I maxed out on unpretty at 15, but peaked on good looks at 22.


DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:32:17 pm PDT #6044 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Me in high school

Awww! You're a field hockey cutie!

Me a bit younger.

Hmmmm. Bangs look pretty good on you.


Jesse - Apr 29, 2011 5:32:59 pm PDT #6045 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, my original eyebrows.

My cousin who's a year younger than Emmett was over 5'9", last I heard, and that was a few months ago. He's probably hit six feet by now. Bananas.


DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:41:34 pm PDT #6046 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Graduating High School.

Just graduated from college.

I don't have it scanned but I was much more misshapen at age 15.

Me at age 10, winner of the Jodie Foster Lookalike contest. Oooh, check it out, I'm wearing my POW bracelet.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 29, 2011 5:46:15 pm PDT #6047 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I have no teen pictures of me, but apparently I was more high-strung at 3 than I am now.


DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:48:15 pm PDT #6048 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but apparently I was more high-strung at 3 than I am now.

You're just pissed because you can't grow facial hair yet.


shrift - Apr 29, 2011 5:48:48 pm PDT #6049 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My weightloss has involved crying in front of Nordstrom's bra lady when absolutely nothing worked.

Whereas I suddenly have Too Many Options. Sorry?