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DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:31:21 pm PDT #6043 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The earliest picture of myself I can find is 21: [link] Still a baby.

You look great. You just need to work on those eyebrows.

Both of my children are much cuter than I was at any particular age.

Emmett's getting all big and handsome, though he's fighting the acne now. But I swear he's gone up another inch or so. He's gotta be over 5' 8" now.

Unfortunately with all the new muscle plus the Krav he's all about punching me incessantly. I spent most of last night fending him off. Stupid testosterone spike.

I think I maxed out on unpretty at 15, but peaked on good looks at 22.

DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:32:17 pm PDT #6044 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Me in high school

Awww! You're a field hockey cutie!

Me a bit younger.

Hmmmm. Bangs look pretty good on you.

Jesse - Apr 29, 2011 5:32:59 pm PDT #6045 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, my original eyebrows.

My cousin who's a year younger than Emmett was over 5'9", last I heard, and that was a few months ago. He's probably hit six feet by now. Bananas.

DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:41:34 pm PDT #6046 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Graduating High School.

Just graduated from college.

I don't have it scanned but I was much more misshapen at age 15.

Me at age 10, winner of the Jodie Foster Lookalike contest. Oooh, check it out, I'm wearing my POW bracelet.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 29, 2011 5:46:15 pm PDT #6047 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I have no teen pictures of me, but apparently I was more high-strung at 3 than I am now.

DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:48:15 pm PDT #6048 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but apparently I was more high-strung at 3 than I am now.

You're just pissed because you can't grow facial hair yet.

shrift - Apr 29, 2011 5:48:48 pm PDT #6049 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My weightloss has involved crying in front of Nordstrom's bra lady when absolutely nothing worked.

Whereas I suddenly have Too Many Options. Sorry?

tommyrot - Apr 29, 2011 5:49:54 pm PDT #6050 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An awesome video of a woman hanging out underwater, hand-feeding sharks. One shark she feeds and then pets, and the shark appears to love it. It sits still and lets her pet it and move it around....

[link]

§ ita § - Apr 29, 2011 5:50:06 pm PDT #6051 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't have crib baldness. I had what looked like male pattern baldness due to a symmetrical persistent fungal infection. The hair never grew back there properly. You can kind of see it better in this flattering picture. The hair grew back in, but is more delicate and tends to a different shade.

DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 5:50:18 pm PDT #6052 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whereas I suddenly have Too Many Options. Sorry?

How does that happen? Are you breasts morphing or something?

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