It's funny...when Keith Olbermann wigged out and flounced off DK, all the other commenters were more freaked than I was(although it's a sad fucking day when your hero acts like your little cousin, man.) But I was like "It totally gets weirder than that!"
"No way!"
I said "Did he send Katy on here to tell us he was in the hospital/dying/dead?"
And they said No, and surely, nobody in their right mind...
Exactly. And did he attempt to steal Kos' code, build a site, and sit in it all day ranting to himself?
I guess I win.
I have no idea what the biological explanation is for this -- or if there is one -- but greyhound farts are the worst farts on the PLANET.
Seriously? Worse than
bulldog
farts? Because those are seriously toxic, and I'm having trouble mentally recalibrating my stinkmeter to Worse Than Bulldogs.
(Whom I love; they're fantastic and deeply lovable dogs. Just horrendous stinkbutts.)
The internet is hilarious.
Seriously? Worse than bulldog farts? Because those are seriously toxic, and I'm having trouble mentally recalibrating my stinkmeter to Worse Than Bulldogs.
Hee!!! Our bulldog when I was a baby/little girl, Ginger, was notorious for her horribly stinky farts! Mom's current bulldog is much more discreet, but she can still rip them with the best bulldog farters. She's much more fluent in snoring, however.
Y'all are making me happy I love cats.
Top 5 Gassiest Dog Breeds!
I am happy to report that despite her reputation, my GSD is not particularly gassy.
Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.
Y'all are making me happy I love cats.
Most posts here make me happy I don't have pets.
Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.
He could totally be the sidekick for The Spleen!
