Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2011 9:06:31 am PDT #5362 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Seriously? Worse than bulldog farts? Because those are seriously toxic, and I'm having trouble mentally recalibrating my stinkmeter to Worse Than Bulldogs.

Hee!!! Our bulldog when I was a baby/little girl, Ginger, was notorious for her horribly stinky farts! Mom's current bulldog is much more discreet, but she can still rip them with the best bulldog farters. She's much more fluent in snoring, however.


Burrell - Apr 26, 2011 9:14:55 am PDT #5363 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Y'all are making me happy I love cats.


Consuela - Apr 26, 2011 9:15:53 am PDT #5364 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Top 5 Gassiest Dog Breeds!

I am happy to report that despite her reputation, my GSD is not particularly gassy.


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2011 9:29:01 am PDT #5365 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.


megan walker - Apr 26, 2011 9:30:51 am PDT #5366 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Y'all are making me happy I love cats.

Most posts here make me happy I don't have pets.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2011 9:32:10 am PDT #5367 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.

He could totally be the sidekick for The Spleen!


le nubian - Apr 26, 2011 9:46:53 am PDT #5368 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Ebert won The New Yorker caption contest. I prefer some of his earlier entries though, but oh well:

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Strix - Apr 26, 2011 9:49:22 am PDT #5369 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Guys, I think I'm about to buy and register my domain name. My fingers are hovering, but this is (FEELS) like a big step. Have I done enough research? Am I overthinking it?

I'm doing it through DreamHost, so I can start playing around with and designing my WP.org web page.

Nothin live till June. I'm not jumping the gun, am I?

Talk me off the ledge. Just do it?

(Xpost with Bitches)


le nubian - Apr 26, 2011 9:51:08 am PDT #5370 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

do it.

do it.


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2011 9:51:27 am PDT #5371 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I can't believe it, but I'm taking a 6 month contract for a programming job. Downside is that I have to start this Thursday....