'Trash'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I have no idea what the biological explanation is for this -- or if there is one -- but greyhound farts are the worst farts on the PLANET.
Seriously? Worse than bulldog farts? Because those are seriously toxic, and I'm having trouble mentally recalibrating my stinkmeter to Worse Than Bulldogs.
(Whom I love; they're fantastic and deeply lovable dogs. Just horrendous stinkbutts.)
The internet is hilarious.
Seriously? Worse than bulldog farts? Because those are seriously toxic, and I'm having trouble mentally recalibrating my stinkmeter to Worse Than Bulldogs.
Hee!!! Our bulldog when I was a baby/little girl, Ginger, was notorious for her horribly stinky farts! Mom's current bulldog is much more discreet, but she can still rip them with the best bulldog farters. She's much more fluent in snoring, however.
Y'all are making me happy I love cats.
Top 5 Gassiest Dog Breeds!
I am happy to report that despite her reputation, my GSD is not particularly gassy.
Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.
Y'all are making me happy I love cats.
Most posts here make me happy I don't have pets.
Our standard Poodle, Truman, is not only white, fluffy, kindly and elegant, he is also the King of the Toxic Butt Gas Dispersal. He can not only clear a room, he can also melt all the furniture and cause the paint to peel off the walls.
He could totally be the sidekick for The Spleen!
Ebert won The New Yorker caption contest. I prefer some of his earlier entries though, but oh well:
