I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2011 10:51:43 am PDT #5147 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My general impression regarding the USA/Canada border has been that the Canadian border guards are all "Welcome to our country! Have a pleasant visit!" while the American ones are more "Who the fuck are you and why should we let you in?!?"


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 10:54:08 am PDT #5148 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A passport is where the visas go. You guys just don't really use visas much.

Ugh, I should be sleeping. Canna sleep.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 10:55:36 am PDT #5149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the Canadian border guards are all "Welcome to our country! Have a pleasant visit!"

This might be because you're American.

They're sure not that way to a Jamaican former-Canadian resident. And listening to them threaten people crossing their border was very illuminating. And, I'm sure, ultimately useless.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2011 10:55:46 am PDT #5150 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay on the new job, msbelle!

I should get back to my grading. Feh.


Tom Scola - Apr 25, 2011 10:57:09 am PDT #5151 of 30001
hwæt

My experience has been that French-Canadian border guards are not very nice people.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2011 10:57:17 am PDT #5152 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

A passport is where the visas go.

I love it when ita gets all logical. Thing of beauty.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2011 11:01:37 am PDT #5153 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

French-Canadian border guards are not very nice people

no shit. But most of the Canadian border guards in airports have not been all that pleasant. As a traveler, I'm not that pleasant either though.


megan walker - Apr 25, 2011 11:02:55 am PDT #5154 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The US confuses the issue a little by having some of their checkpoints located in the foreign airport. So for example you have to show a passport before you board a plane from Montreal to New York.

The US also makes airlines collect all nationalty info before boarding and if doesn't match exactly to entry at US Customs they face a stiff fine.

My general impression regarding the USA/Canada border has been that the Canadian border guards are all "Welcome to our country! Have a pleasant visit!" while the American ones are more "Who the fuck are you and why should we let you in?!?"

This was not at all my experience, as I spent over an hour after my last flight to Toronto trying to explain to immigration that, no, I was not moving to Canada.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 11:05:37 am PDT #5155 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Most of my Canadian border crossings have not been into Quebec. But the border guards are about averagely assholish, slanted to more when I listened to one in particular run through "We're gonna get you, don't even look at Vancouver funny" threats. It was depressingly mechanical bullying.


Consuela - Apr 25, 2011 11:19:14 am PDT #5156 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The Canadian border guards I have met have generally been suspicious of why I would want to go to Prince George, BC. The answer that an internet friend lives there doesn't impress them.