Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 25, 2011 11:19:14 am PDT #5156 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The Canadian border guards I have met have generally been suspicious of why I would want to go to Prince George, BC. The answer that an internet friend lives there doesn't impress them.


bon bon - Apr 25, 2011 11:31:20 am PDT #5157 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm ok if border guards are assholes. They're not the welcoming committee.


meara - Apr 25, 2011 11:48:21 am PDT #5158 of 30001

Yeah, the one time I've driven to Canada they were mean, but the airport ones have always been nice enough. I don't need super friendly, just efficient and not mean.


Dana - Apr 25, 2011 11:57:19 am PDT #5159 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I'm waiting for shrift's Canada border crossing story, which involves a bridesmaid's dress.


megan walker - Apr 25, 2011 11:57:26 am PDT #5160 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't need super friendly, just efficient and not mean.

Yeah, I don't need super friendly, but asking me over and over if I want to change my "story", and telling me over and over that it will be "easier for me if I admit everything now", just because (apparently) I was a woman traveling alone? Not cool. Lucky I was actually visiting friends who could "confirm my story" after I insisted that, really, as a bilingual French-English doctorate holder, did they really think I couldn't figure out a way to move to Canada legally?


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 11:57:38 am PDT #5161 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not okay with anyone being assholes without provocation. Why bother? I am all for a default of detached near-pleasantness.

Speaking of mean: [link] (yeah, that link says homosocial nipple sucking--don't click if you don't want to know).


Liese S. - Apr 25, 2011 12:05:54 pm PDT #5162 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.


lisah - Apr 25, 2011 12:09:20 pm PDT #5163 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I'm not okay with anyone being assholes without provocation. Why bother? I am all for a default of detached near-pleasantness.

This.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 12:09:57 pm PDT #5164 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But suppose someone asks you about homosociality tomorrow? You'll be all "nipple-sucking-SOMETHING" and then you won't know any more.


P.M. Marc - Apr 25, 2011 12:13:05 pm PDT #5165 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm not okay with anyone being assholes without provocation. Why bother? I am all for a default of detached near-pleasantness.

Yeah, this.

I've never had problems crossing the border with my mother, but with people my own age, yeah, they've been tools.