Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:33:01 pm PDT #4809 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can see the desire/need.

But can you see the ability to fulfill it? I mean, do you think Fleshbot has been covering bad porn for straight women all this time, and there's a biweekly post that can amend this because there's that much commonality in what straight women want out of porn?

If it was titled "Porn This Straight Woman Likes" I'd dig it. But, seriously, I don't actually think my tastes in porn are significantly closer to your average straight chick's than to a random gay guy's. Or lesbian's. Maybe even the famed discerning straight guy. I just think there are much more important unifying factors in sexual getting offness.

"OMG, can't you just tell us good blowjob techniques without being weird and overly sexual about it?!?"

Now, that's a fine line to walk.


msbelle - Apr 22, 2011 4:34:24 pm PDT #4810 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Anyone with a green thumb know what to do when some leaves on a house plant get dead at the ends? Cut the dead part off? Cut the whole leaf off?

Also go rangers!


sarameg - Apr 22, 2011 4:36:04 pm PDT #4811 of 30001

I really don't care to talk about sex with my friends. That's my boundary.

lisah! Thanks for the link in press. I think I just found an early xmas/bday gift for the brother (the t, not the dress.) I gave him the Firefly set one year, he forgot I gave it to him, then went on and on about how I had to see this show and the movie and set one of his car race videos to the theme...I was laughing so hard.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2011 4:50:18 pm PDT #4812 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If it was titled "Porn This Straight Woman Likes" I'd dig it.

Yeah, that makes more sense.

"OMG, can't you just tell us good blowjob techniques without being weird and overly sexual about it?!?"

Um.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 22, 2011 4:52:55 pm PDT #4813 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bwah! That takes me back to the 2002 f2f.


meara - Apr 22, 2011 4:52:58 pm PDT #4814 of 30001

Now, that's a fine line to walk.

...I guess you had to be there. It started with tips on gag reflexes, and there were dildos, but then her girlfriend was there adn she was flouncing around, showing off her underwear, and going down on a wrench sticking out of someone's pants...


Jesse - Apr 22, 2011 4:56:05 pm PDT #4815 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If it was titled "Porn This Straight Woman Likes" I'd dig it.

But wait. Isn't that what any list of "good" stuff is? The stuff the person making the list likes?


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:57:24 pm PDT #4816 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

John Rogers talks like Fran Lebowitz.

Trufax.

I recently read some random thing about clutching your thumb in your fist for suppressing a gag reflex. Makes no sense, but weirder things happen all the time.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:59:00 pm PDT #4817 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't that what any list of "good" stuff is? The stuff the person making the list likes?

The list doesn't say it's good. It says it's for straight women. It implies the gender and the orientation is the unifying factor, not even the quality. I contend they're not useful or significant criteria.

I'm assuming all the stuff that Fleshbot recs is supposed to be good.


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 5:18:41 pm PDT #4818 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Now, that's a fine line to walk.

...I guess you had to be there. It started with tips on gag reflexes, and there were dildos, but then her girlfriend was there adn she was flouncing around, showing off her underwear, and going down on a wrench sticking out of someone's pants...

Ha! I totally get it.