Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:59:00 pm PDT #4817 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't that what any list of "good" stuff is? The stuff the person making the list likes?

The list doesn't say it's good. It says it's for straight women. It implies the gender and the orientation is the unifying factor, not even the quality. I contend they're not useful or significant criteria.

I'm assuming all the stuff that Fleshbot recs is supposed to be good.


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 5:18:41 pm PDT #4818 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Now, that's a fine line to walk.

...I guess you had to be there. It started with tips on gag reflexes, and there were dildos, but then her girlfriend was there adn she was flouncing around, showing off her underwear, and going down on a wrench sticking out of someone's pants...

Ha! I totally get it.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2011 5:26:32 pm PDT #4819 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The list doesn't say it's good. It says it's for straight women. It implies the gender and the orientation is the unifying factor, not even the quality. I contend they're not useful or significant criteria.

I hear what you are saying, but would have to do more research to have a position.

Not like that.


bon bon - Apr 22, 2011 5:28:06 pm PDT #4820 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The list doesn't say it's good. It says it's for straight women. It implies the gender and the orientation is the unifying factor, not even the quality.

If it's recommended, it's implied it's good. You are still losing this argument, commie.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2011 5:31:23 pm PDT #4821 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I can't go on Fleshbot anymore because they went to the new format. Ah well. We'll never know!


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 5:32:58 pm PDT #4822 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it's recommended, it's implied it's good

Being recommended is a given. The default state of porn that I'm commenting on is "recommended on Fleshbot."

I'll concede that I'm losing when someone else explains their opposite position. Okay, maybe somewhat after that. But certainly not before.


beth b - Apr 22, 2011 5:46:22 pm PDT #4823 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

YAY Perkins!

Yay tree

yay greyhound

and ma~~~~ to tommyrot and family


meara - Apr 22, 2011 5:56:46 pm PDT #4824 of 30001

I recently read some random thing about clutching your thumb in your fist for suppressing a gag reflex. Makes no sense, but weirder things happen all the time.

...this was actually one of the tips she gave. Though I think she specified it was only the LEFT hand, for some odd reason? ...there were other tips too, but I promptly forgot them as I tried to purge my brain of the sight of her ass.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 6:01:27 pm PDT #4825 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, sometimes Toni Morrison and my mother could look alike.

And my mother wasn't above pretending to be her.

Though I think she specified it was only the LEFT hand, for some odd reason?

I wonder what happens if you do it with your right hand, then? Some other neurological response? Useful? Useless? Sexxay?


-t - Apr 22, 2011 6:09:10 pm PDT #4826 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your right thumb in your left hand, or is just one hand involved?

Unrelatedly, 20 lbs of simple syrup is a frigging lot.