smonster- I am so sorry-- that sucks!
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 19, 2011 7:16:59 am PDT #4021 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
amych - Apr 19, 2011 7:23:24 am PDT #4022 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
These cheery people: Are they dying young because someone killed them dead?
billytea - Apr 19, 2011 7:24:26 am PDT #4023 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Goddamn it - my cat just got raptured!"
Man, you know you're living wrong if your cat beats you to the rapture. I think we all recognise that dog:cat as sheep:goat here. (And cat:hairless cat as goat:Beast of the Apocalypse.)
erikaj - Apr 19, 2011 7:26:52 am PDT #4024 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Possibly leaving at least one post-mortem goofy grin as a warning to others.
le nubian - Apr 19, 2011 7:32:46 am PDT #4025 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The Joker got them!
Jesse - Apr 19, 2011 7:42:29 am PDT #4026 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, smonster -- good luck to you.
I'm offended by the number of people who take offense at ridiculous things. Relax, everybody. And leave Sophia alone!
Seriously!!
Toddson - Apr 19, 2011 7:46:41 am PDT #4027 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Some people will take offense at ANYTHING. Seriously - I once lived in a little garden apartment complex and one person was deeply offended that someone had awakened her at, like, 2am ... because they thought the building was on fire.
When she was ranting about how inconsiderate it was, I suggested that the next time she could be left to burn ... which, of course, also offended her.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 19, 2011 7:58:59 am PDT #4028 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Some people will take offense at ANYTHING. Seriously - I once lived in a little garden apartment complex and one person was deeply offended that someone had awakened her at, like, 2am ... because they thought the building was on fire.
What is kind of amusing is that the person who was telling me how rude this was is also made because the University had a campaign to stop people from using the word "retard".
smonster - Apr 19, 2011 8:01:07 am PDT #4029 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hivemind - does my now former employer have to pay me out vacation leave? Ta.
eta:
No, our vacation policy states that vacation and/or sick time has no monetary value. We do not pay out for time not taken.
Well, shit.
Daisy Jane - Apr 19, 2011 8:07:46 am PDT #4030 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I would say time accrued would have to be paid unless there are special circumstances.