Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Mar 25, 2011 6:22:23 pm PDT #362 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Alternately, call 911 and ask for the non emergency number.

That put me on hold and told me to say, "emergency" or press something if it was really an emergency. Now it was a large metal ladder in the middle of traffic on a freeway, so it wasn't nothing. But it wasn't armed robbery. Then the automatron hung up on me. Probably because I wasn't saying, "emergency."

Still I'd like to have a number to call in the future and now I do. Thank you.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 6:25:28 pm PDT #363 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

angry birds: yes, that chart is accurate and it is funny to boot.

dilbert: I haven't seen the other quotes. I guess I need to go looking for them. The one I read was bad enough.


Kat - Mar 25, 2011 6:31:34 pm PDT #364 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The angry birds chart is DEAD ON.

Hello nice people. I've missed you.

I am gearing up for the Big Cupcake Day tomorrow. Any cupcake ideas? If I could find dutch processed I'd do the ATK chocolate ones. But are those wasted on 4 year olds?

How much do I love Grace's teacher? She made a happy birthday shirt for Grace AND she sent home a tiara. AND AND AND, she sent not only a gift for Grace, but also one for Noah. She restores my faith in LAUSD teachers. And, of course, I am one.


Cashmere - Mar 25, 2011 6:33:06 pm PDT #365 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

nay, GUFFAW-inducing.

Truly funny! Olivia is an Angry Birds Superstar Freak.

Wow, Scott Adams has gone all Dave Sims.

Which I swear is a sentence that makes sense in the world of comics.

No shit. I still buy Glamourpuss, though. I make a $5 donation to NOW every month, though to offset the sick feeling I get when I buy it. I can't help it! It really has great history lessons about photo realism in comics sprinkled in with the BATSHIT CRAZY MISOGYNY!


Ginger - Mar 25, 2011 6:44:31 pm PDT #366 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The cop-killer suspect Flea referred to just surrendered. He insisted on surrendering on live television, which I've never seen before. Apparently he feared police might be a bit testy about his having shot two officers when they pulled him over.


Consuela - Mar 25, 2011 6:51:42 pm PDT #367 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, that's a relief, Ginger.

ION, I have succumbed to all the talk, and have downloaded the Angry Birds app on my Android phone.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 6:54:37 pm PDT #368 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Consuela,

I hope you don't have any pressing commitments for the next 2-3 weeks.


Consuela - Mar 25, 2011 7:25:07 pm PDT #369 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, le n, I see what you mean. That's horribly addictive.


beth b - Mar 25, 2011 7:37:16 pm PDT #370 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Oh Connie. Luckiy I go through stages of not playing as well as playing


Lee - Mar 25, 2011 8:18:06 pm PDT #371 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got to the Community ep about Abed and the girl with the Spanish book. I think Vampire Abed is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Can't stop laughing.