'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 6:25:28 pm PDT #363 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

angry birds: yes, that chart is accurate and it is funny to boot.

dilbert: I haven't seen the other quotes. I guess I need to go looking for them. The one I read was bad enough.


Kat - Mar 25, 2011 6:31:34 pm PDT #364 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The angry birds chart is DEAD ON.

Hello nice people. I've missed you.

I am gearing up for the Big Cupcake Day tomorrow. Any cupcake ideas? If I could find dutch processed I'd do the ATK chocolate ones. But are those wasted on 4 year olds?

How much do I love Grace's teacher? She made a happy birthday shirt for Grace AND she sent home a tiara. AND AND AND, she sent not only a gift for Grace, but also one for Noah. She restores my faith in LAUSD teachers. And, of course, I am one.


Cashmere - Mar 25, 2011 6:33:06 pm PDT #365 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

nay, GUFFAW-inducing.

Truly funny! Olivia is an Angry Birds Superstar Freak.

Wow, Scott Adams has gone all Dave Sims.

Which I swear is a sentence that makes sense in the world of comics.

No shit. I still buy Glamourpuss, though. I make a $5 donation to NOW every month, though to offset the sick feeling I get when I buy it. I can't help it! It really has great history lessons about photo realism in comics sprinkled in with the BATSHIT CRAZY MISOGYNY!


Ginger - Mar 25, 2011 6:44:31 pm PDT #366 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The cop-killer suspect Flea referred to just surrendered. He insisted on surrendering on live television, which I've never seen before. Apparently he feared police might be a bit testy about his having shot two officers when they pulled him over.


Consuela - Mar 25, 2011 6:51:42 pm PDT #367 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, that's a relief, Ginger.

ION, I have succumbed to all the talk, and have downloaded the Angry Birds app on my Android phone.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 6:54:37 pm PDT #368 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Consuela,

I hope you don't have any pressing commitments for the next 2-3 weeks.


Consuela - Mar 25, 2011 7:25:07 pm PDT #369 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, le n, I see what you mean. That's horribly addictive.


beth b - Mar 25, 2011 7:37:16 pm PDT #370 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Oh Connie. Luckiy I go through stages of not playing as well as playing


Lee - Mar 25, 2011 8:18:06 pm PDT #371 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got to the Community ep about Abed and the girl with the Spanish book. I think Vampire Abed is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Can't stop laughing.


erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 8:19:46 pm PDT #372 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Cass (and anyone else in the Portland area)- in the future, any road hazard on a freeway is totes an emergency and a 911 situation. Potential for multi-car pileup at highway speeds=immediate response.

What you describe is odd. I'm guessing that if you were getting Mult Co (and not, say, Vancouver or Clackamas or wherever the closest cell phone tower is) and calling from a cell phone there is a feature that tries to weed out butt dials by forcing the caller to say something or press a button...if you don't it assumes your phone is in your purse or pocket and disconnects. But you get through that hoop by pressing *any* button or saying pretty much *anything* so we still talk to lots of pockets and purses. If it makes you feel any better, there are usually 5-15 calls on every freeway hazard, so it likely got reported by someone else.