I just got to the Community ep about Abed and the girl with the Spanish book. I think Vampire Abed is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Can't stop laughing.

Cass (and anyone else in the Portland area)- in the future, any road hazard on a freeway is totes an emergency and a 911 situation. Potential for multi-car pileup at highway speeds=immediate response.

What you describe is odd. I'm guessing that if you were getting Mult Co (and not, say, Vancouver or Clackamas or wherever the closest cell phone tower is) and calling from a cell phone there is a feature that tries to weed out butt dials by forcing the caller to say something or press a button...if you don't it assumes your phone is in your purse or pocket and disconnects. But you get through that hoop by pressing *any* button or saying pretty much *anything* so we still talk to lots of pockets and purses. If it makes you feel any better, there are usually 5-15 calls on every freeway hazard, so it likely got reported by someone else.

The weekend is not going quite as planned. We had an exciting tire blow-out on the freeway, with bonus "What is that cable from under the car attached to?" questions. We made it back home safely, Pete has an appointment to take the car in on Monday, and Cass kindly booked me a train ticket for tomorrow.

So new plan: I go to Portland on the train tomorrow, get all fancied up, go to the Vampire Ball! Then I stay in PDX all week, because I'm taking the work laptop and can work remotely. Then next Friday, MCR concert!

(Pete heartily endorses me staying w/ Cass for a week, because he thinks the decompression time will be VERY VERY good for me. My husband, a clever guy!)

Apparently he feared police might be a bit testy about his having shot two officers when they pulled him over.

Yeah, cops don't take kindly to suspects who have already shot their colleagues. That much adrenaline+anger+loaded weapons=potential for target practice.

Yay for extended Jilli visit! I would offer to give you a super exciting tour of the 911 facility but it's full of bad juju right now due to a new computer system going into place. Might have to substitute drinks and baked goods instead.

Potential for multi-car pileup at highway speeds=immediate response.

That is actually good to know. I was weighing the harm of a car hitting it (bad but it'd hurt the car and not likely people and probably thus not a 911 call) to a motorcycle (badddddd) but I just didn't want to overstress a system that was hard hit already.

Now I know and have other numbers programmed.

I did call in a really dangerous driver on the 5N in Washington once and they'd had a lot of calls but I could give them good information, so I really value the service. I just don't want to abuse it.

They really were likely weeding out the butt dial but I didn't want to *say* emergency until I was certain...

Then I stay in PDX all week, because I'm taking the work laptop and can work remotely. Then next Friday, MCR concert!

Welcome to my lair...

NYC has 311 for non-emergency info and its the best thing in the world.

First of all, they're amazingly helpful. Second, they'll toss you to 911 when you end up in that "I'm not sure" sitch.

NYC has 311 for non-emergency info and its the best thing in the world.

I really was wishing I knew what the PDX version of this was... Because it wasn't a huge emergency (okay, it could have been and now I know) but it really could turn into one. Yay numbers...

Portland keeps saying it is setting up a 311 system but it still hasn't materialized. They even set aside part of our operations floor specifically for 311 set up...but it didn't happen. *sad face* we're trained to set up police, fire, and medical calls and for basic referrals (animal control, evictions, contact numbers for the jail...) not to answer lots of legalese questions about complex civil situations. 9 months of training does NOT=law degree.

I assumed it was really complicated. But I am sorry they stress you out. Because, really, I don't expect people answering emergency calls to answer civil or logistical stuff. I think a lot of people don't understand what Emergency means.

Then again... I didn't. So it happens.

We also handle all the non-emergency calls. Those are the ones that make me wish for a 311 of our very own. Most people figure any kind of problem with another person = police intervention, but our police bureau refuses to go on certain kinds of civil situations[1]. It totally sucks to have to say "i can't help with you that, and i don't know who can. you can try calling this number or look into getting a lawyer, but police can't help you with that problem...." because that is never the answer anyone wants.

I just wannna take all the priority calls where i can help people and have another agency (like this mythical 311) deal with the long stories.

[1] eta: disclaimer: this is only for MY police. I hear tell there are other places where you if call 911 or the police non-emer line with any niggly issue, a cop shows up at your door. We essentially screen calls for officers.