Not even clicking the links, I hate humans. I don't even. FUCKERS.
I can't click links or I will fly into a rage.
The Angry Birds link is not rage-inducing; it is chuckle-inducing -- nay, GUFFAW-inducing.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:46:17 pm PDT #354 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Cass - Mar 25, 2011 5:46:50 pm PDT #355 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It's funny, because women aren't really people.
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The hell?
sarameg - Mar 25, 2011 5:50:51 pm PDT #356 of 30001
I can't play Angry Birds. It makes me..angry. I have issues.
DavidS - Mar 25, 2011 5:54:16 pm PDT #357 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wow, Scott Adams has gone all Dave Sims.
Which I swear is a sentence that makes sense in the world of comics.
erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 6:08:27 pm PDT #358 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Cass - Mar 25, 2011 6:13:24 pm PDT #359 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
erin! Is there an "it's quite important but it's not a 911 emergency" number locally?
erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 6:14:49 pm PDT #360 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
503 823 3333
erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 6:14:58 pm PDT #361 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
wait, are you in lake oswego?
cuz then you would want lake oswego police 503 635 0238.
Alternately, call 911 and ask for the non emergency number.
Cass - Mar 25, 2011 6:22:23 pm PDT #362 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Alternately, call 911 and ask for the non emergency number.
That put me on hold and told me to say, "emergency" or press something if it was really an emergency. Now it was a large metal ladder in the middle of traffic on a freeway, so it wasn't nothing. But it wasn't armed robbery. Then the automatron hung up on me. Probably because I wasn't saying, "emergency."
Still I'd like to have a number to call in the future and now I do. Thank you.
le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 6:25:28 pm PDT #363 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
angry birds: yes, that chart is accurate and it is funny to boot.
dilbert: I haven't seen the other quotes. I guess I need to go looking for them. The one I read was bad enough.