Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2011 5:20:46 pm PDT #338 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dilbert writer shows he's an ass:

I realize I might take some heat for lumping women, children and the mentally handicapped in the same group. So I want to be perfectly clear. I'm not saying women are similar to either group. I'm saying that a man's best strategy for dealing with each group is disturbingly similar.

Wow.


javachik - Mar 25, 2011 5:21:26 pm PDT #339 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Are you frakking kidding me?!


le nubian - Mar 25, 2011 5:22:50 pm PDT #340 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

the folks commenting on his site seems to think this is a joke. I'm not sure.


Dana - Mar 25, 2011 5:24:39 pm PDT #341 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I've seen some other excerpts. It's not pretty.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:25:11 pm PDT #342 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I saw some more of it earlier, and just....couldn't.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:26:20 pm PDT #343 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I've seen some other excerpts. It's not pretty.

I've seen the whole thing, and it is really ugly. Also makes me wonder if he's on drugs.

Okay, Angry Birds fans: is this chart accurate? [link]


Jessica - Mar 25, 2011 5:26:24 pm PDT #344 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

the folks commenting on his site seems to think this is a joke.

I'm honestly not sure how that would make any difference.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:27:23 pm PDT #345 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

the folks commenting on his site seems to think this is a joke.

I'm honestly not sure how that would make any difference.

Oh, you know -- wimmens! With the driving, and the bleeding, and all the black shoes, AMIRITE???


Dana - Mar 25, 2011 5:28:05 pm PDT #346 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Come on, Jessica, can't you take a joke? Women just have no sense of humor.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:29:28 pm PDT #347 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's why there are no famous female comedians.

OBVIOUSLY.