I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:25:11 pm PDT #342 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I saw some more of it earlier, and just....couldn't.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:26:20 pm PDT #343 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I've seen some other excerpts. It's not pretty.

I've seen the whole thing, and it is really ugly. Also makes me wonder if he's on drugs.

Okay, Angry Birds fans: is this chart accurate? [link]


Jessica - Mar 25, 2011 5:26:24 pm PDT #344 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

the folks commenting on his site seems to think this is a joke.

I'm honestly not sure how that would make any difference.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:27:23 pm PDT #345 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

the folks commenting on his site seems to think this is a joke.

I'm honestly not sure how that would make any difference.

Oh, you know -- wimmens! With the driving, and the bleeding, and all the black shoes, AMIRITE???


Dana - Mar 25, 2011 5:28:05 pm PDT #346 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Come on, Jessica, can't you take a joke? Women just have no sense of humor.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:29:28 pm PDT #347 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's why there are no famous female comedians.

OBVIOUSLY.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2011 5:30:47 pm PDT #348 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, you know -- wimmens! With the driving, and the bleeding, and all the black shoes, AMIRITE???

Oh, I get it now! No wait...yep, still not funny.

I'm disappointed at the lack of Good Omens references during the Four Horsemen discussion. Pollution, people!

Tep, yes, that chart just about sums up the Angry Birds.


Hil R. - Mar 25, 2011 5:31:58 pm PDT #349 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's why there are no famous female comedians.

Christopher Hitchens says that all the good female comedians are "hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three," which makes them not REALLY women.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:32:35 pm PDT #350 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, sure -- if there's anyone less female than a Jewess, it's a lesbian.


sarameg - Mar 25, 2011 5:42:36 pm PDT #351 of 30001

Not even clicking the links, I hate humans. I don't even. FUCKERS.