I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:17:54 pm PDT #29008 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tyramine?

Yes! Why do you know that?


beekaytee - Sep 28, 2011 2:29:55 pm PDT #29009 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Should I admit that I label every container with contents and date and keep a refrigerator inventory database with estimated expiration dates? So I can know without looking that the only things currently in my fridge are: half an onion that should have been eaten a week ago, 10 eggs, a stick of butter, and peanut butter.

You are a GODDESS. See, this sort of thing makes me wibble.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:31:56 pm PDT #29010 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, reading up on tyramine, and it's in everything, but why can I only tell the difference in meat?


sarameg - Sep 28, 2011 2:40:05 pm PDT #29011 of 30001

When I cleaned out the fridge post-power outage, I found an unopened package of those mandarine oranges in plastic cups. With a sell-by date of 2006. I'm not sure why I even thought to move them when I moved here. In 2009.

Damnit, didn't listen to a message from my neighbor asking for me to pick him up from the train station until too late. He's home now. I feel bad. But I'll pick him up tomorrow night and we'll do dinner.

Oh god, my car still stinks. Maybe I'll tell him to hang his head out the window.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:13 pm PDT #29012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kashi:

1. Why does goodstuff have a cheetah hunting picture? I mean, *I* like it, but I'm not nice. Also, why is goodstuff goodshit in my head? I can never remember the URL.

2. Tumblr has just told me that Tom Hardy is a recorded but unreleased rapper. Therefore he should make a(nother) movie with Idris Elba. Except this one they both use their musical talents.


shrift - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:45 pm PDT #29013 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yes! Why do you know that?

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?


Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:42:28 pm PDT #29014 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:43:50 pm PDT #29015 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?

Your bailiwick is fascinating. Porn and fermentation. I want a cool bailiwick like that.

I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.

Do I have to be your nice filter? That would be so cool.


Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:45:50 pm PDT #29016 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe!

The next one up looks a little yikes as well, but the caption says it's nice.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:47:16 pm PDT #29017 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmmph. I sent you a story of peril with a happy rescue ending, and it didn't pass muster. And now you're posting big cat dinnertime?

NO FAIR.