A remote-controlled shark just swam behind my desk.
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Sep 27, 2011 2:04:49 pm PDT #28801 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sue - Sep 27, 2011 2:07:34 pm PDT #28802 of 30001
hip deep in pie
That is truly shocking Billytea.
I think I was bit by the world's tiniest vampire today. I walked into the bathroom at work and there was blood on my neck. I wiped it away to find a tiny puncture. I hope someone will contact you all if I become undead.
Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2011 2:10:40 pm PDT #28803 of 30001
brillig
At the Hallmark store the other day, a plush shark was laying on the floor. Hubby walked past it, and it began laughing and rolling around. Hubby's jump and glare was the funniest thing I'd seen in months.
meara - Sep 27, 2011 2:12:40 pm PDT #28804 of 30001
I have no idea what fapping is.
Literally the entire universe will kill you, if you give it enough time.I just received a report of a patient who died three times, and since death is still ongoing, we expect a fourth death any day now.
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
shrift - Sep 27, 2011 2:21:16 pm PDT #28805 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
I knew, but it's... kind of my job to know?
Considering all the discussion today, it sometimes occurs to me how I've climbed the Buffista Improbability Scale over the years.
Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2011 2:22:48 pm PDT #28806 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
That is the intended response! Frickin' Spain. My co-workers think my query should be framed and bronzed.
When I worked at my dad's office one summer, there was a medical report on a claimant saying, "Patient suffered cardiac arrest and sudden death. This was particularly serious considering patient's history of cardiac arrest and sudden death."
Ha, awesome.
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
Even I know what it means!
flea - Sep 27, 2011 2:24:15 pm PDT #28807 of 30001
information libertarian
I didn't know what fapping meant until I looked it up yesterday while I was reading Damn You Autocorrect. But I did know about the duck penises. Am I dirty, or not?
Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2011 2:33:54 pm PDT #28808 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
fapping
It's an onomatopaeia.
billytea - Sep 27, 2011 2:44:02 pm PDT #28809 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Am I dirty, or not?
As long as you're not putting on Looney Tunes for prurient purposes, I reckon you're ok.
SuziQ - Sep 27, 2011 2:56:33 pm PDT #28810 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I hope someone will contact you all if I become undead.
You still have time to put a plan in place.
OMG, I just applied to have my student loans consolidated. If the estimate is anywhere near close to what my new payments will be...yowza...why did I wait so long to do this? Much better interest rate.