Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Well? We're waiting.
Longer than the actual duck. It's a simple story, really. Picture: [link]
That's a great link of flea's. My favourite quote:
Eversion of the 20 cm muscovy duck penis is explosive, taking an average of 0.36 sec, and achieving a maximum velocity of 1.6 m sec−1.
Turbo penis!
I know I've heard the term, but I can't say off the top of my head what it is.
OMG, I feel filthy.
I thought everybody knew.
It's 'net for wanking.
Okay, I have to leave now, to be sure I get to my sleep psychologist appointment on time. I could barely look forward to this less.
A remote-controlled shark just swam behind my desk.
That is truly shocking Billytea.
I think I was bit by the world's tiniest vampire today. I walked into the bathroom at work and there was blood on my neck. I wiped it away to find a tiny puncture. I hope someone will contact you all if I become undead.
At the Hallmark store the other day, a plush shark was laying on the floor. Hubby walked past it, and it began laughing and rolling around. Hubby's jump and glare was the funniest thing I'd seen in months.
I have no idea what fapping is.
Literally the entire universe will kill you, if you give it enough time.I just received a report of a patient who died three times, and since death is still ongoing, we expect a fourth death any day now.
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
I knew, but it's... kind of my job to know?
Considering all the discussion today, it sometimes occurs to me how I've climbed the Buffista Improbability Scale over the years.
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
That is the intended response! Frickin' Spain. My co-workers think my query should be framed and bronzed.
When I worked at my dad's office one summer, there was a medical report on a claimant saying, "Patient suffered cardiac arrest and sudden death. This was particularly serious considering patient's history of cardiac arrest and sudden death."
Ha, awesome.
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
Even I know what it means!
I didn't know what fapping meant until I looked it up yesterday while I was reading Damn You Autocorrect. But I did know about the duck penises. Am I dirty, or not?
fapping
It's an onomatopaeia.