I doubt that Rick's "theoretical" death announcement would have occasioned many accusations of sock-puppet pseudicide, especially since it wouldn't take much Googling to establish a male of his approximate age, occupation, location et cetera died. In fact, there would probably have been links to obituaries and places to send flowers or donations. You know, all the real stuff that happens when real people pass.
I had my doubts about Gus from fairly early on, but so far as I could see he was benign (little did I know about broken promises) and very much I could be wrong, anyway.
In the end, it was the pseudicide that did the most emotional damage. If he'd just faded away, it would have been kinder -- in response to the friendliness he'd been shown by this community, he repaid it with mean-spirited selfish stir-causing.
I know I've heard the term, but I can't say off the top of my head what it is.
Well? We're waiting.
Longer than the actual duck. It's a simple story, really. Picture: [link]
That's a great link of flea's. My favourite quote:
Eversion of the 20 cm muscovy duck penis is explosive, taking an average of 0.36 sec, and achieving a maximum velocity of 1.6 m sec−1.
Turbo penis!
I know I've heard the term, but I can't say off the top of my head what it is.
OMG, I feel filthy.
I thought everybody knew.
It's 'net for wanking.
Okay, I have to leave now, to be sure I get to my sleep psychologist appointment on time. I could barely look forward to this less.
A remote-controlled shark just swam behind my desk.
That is truly shocking Billytea.
I think I was bit by the world's tiniest vampire today. I walked into the bathroom at work and there was blood on my neck. I wiped it away to find a tiny puncture. I hope someone will contact you all if I become undead.
At the Hallmark store the other day, a plush shark was laying on the floor. Hubby walked past it, and it began laughing and rolling around. Hubby's jump and glare was the funniest thing I'd seen in months.
I have no idea what fapping is.
Literally the entire universe will kill you, if you give it enough time.
I just received a report of a patient who died three times, and since death is still ongoing, we expect a fourth death any day now.
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
I knew, but it's... kind of my job to know?
Considering all the discussion today, it sometimes occurs to me how I've climbed the Buffista Improbability Scale over the years.
I love your response, though as a cra I would be smacking my head on my desk all "OMG how many times do I have o train you people?!?" at them.
That is the intended response! Frickin' Spain. My co-workers think my query should be framed and bronzed.
When I worked at my dad's office one summer, there was a medical report on a claimant saying, "Patient suffered cardiac arrest and sudden death. This was particularly serious considering patient's history of cardiac arrest and sudden death."
Ha, awesome.
I'm not dirty, am I? Just...informed, right?
Even I know what it means!
