You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:10:58 pm PDT #28764 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't read that at work. It's making me too upset.

Last time I went into the ER, the nurse didn't ask me where I was on the pain scale to start off with. He just suggested ten. I've mentioned to at least one nurse I have a migraine pain scale (which goes to 11), and it's not the same one I use for other stuff.

BTW, I totally get that woman's reticence, even if not *all* of the vanity. I hide my bruises because I don't want to talk about them. I know they look bad aesthetically. I look bad. End of story.


Allyson - Sep 27, 2011 12:11:57 pm PDT #28765 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm sorry, ita. I wish i could take the link back.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:18:20 pm PDT #28766 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, no. I have to keep reading stuff like that. I just get emotional, and that's my shortcoming.


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 12:18:40 pm PDT #28767 of 30001
Because books.

Did anyone link to the napping baby pandas yet?


Allyson - Sep 27, 2011 12:22:43 pm PDT #28768 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

They did link to a paper that discusses a new technique for recognizing pain through MRI. It's a neurology study, I think. They're getting closer to being able to "see" pain. So, in lieu of actually fixing you, hopefully you'll be able to produce an MRI at emergency that shows the storm in your brain and ask them if they could handle it, or wouldn't they like to STFU and give you your meds, now.


billytea - Sep 27, 2011 12:24:16 pm PDT #28769 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes.

Did you know about the Argentinian lake duck corkscrew penises?


Cass - Sep 27, 2011 12:52:30 pm PDT #28770 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

One of them will also tell you when I become vampire witch queen of the universe, but I figure the pillar of fire and Clovis rampaging around in the giant MechaBunny may clue some folks in.

I'll tell people. After I'm also a vampire and find out if flying is a gift with purchase. So basically I'll do it but not immediately because my to do list post-vamping isn't getting any shorter.

The post will probably talk about clicky fire, how much I miss string cheese and, oh, Jilli is the vampire witch queen now. And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds. You know, normal stuff.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:59:57 pm PDT #28771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister is now empowered to tell y'all if I die. Which, if I die slowly-ish, she will know about and not y'all. If I die quickly, either Kat or CFerg will know (not consistent with my emergency contacts).

For some reason, sis thought a Buffista ID meant she could read here. Halloo! Luckily, apparently I disturbed her here enough that she's stopped.


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2011 1:01:04 pm PDT #28772 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds.

You'll probably metabolize them faster.

Yes, I did actually think about the question for a minute or two.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 1:09:58 pm PDT #28773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You'll probably metabolize them faster.

But will she still need them?