I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes.
Did you know about the Argentinian lake duck corkscrew penises?
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Sep 27, 2011 12:24:16 pm PDT #28769 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cass - Sep 27, 2011 12:52:30 pm PDT #28770 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
One of them will also tell you when I become vampire witch queen of the universe, but I figure the pillar of fire and Clovis rampaging around in the giant MechaBunny may clue some folks in.
I'll tell people. After I'm also a vampire and find out if flying is a gift with purchase. So basically I'll do it but not immediately because my to do list post-vamping isn't getting any shorter.
The post will probably talk about clicky fire, how much I miss string cheese and, oh, Jilli is the vampire witch queen now. And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds. You know, normal stuff.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:59:57 pm PDT #28771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My sister is now empowered to tell y'all if I die. Which, if I die slowly-ish, she will know about and not y'all. If I die quickly, either Kat or CFerg will know (not consistent with my emergency contacts).
For some reason, sis thought a Buffista ID meant she could read here. Halloo! Luckily, apparently I disturbed her here enough that she's stopped.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2011 1:01:04 pm PDT #28772 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds.
You'll probably metabolize them faster.
Yes, I did actually think about the question for a minute or two.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 1:09:58 pm PDT #28773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You'll probably metabolize them faster.
But will she still need them?
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 1:10:56 pm PDT #28774 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Even ita's sister knows not to click on ita's links.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2011 1:12:09 pm PDT #28775 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
But will she still need them?
A big part of me hopes yes. (Er, not just Cass, but all vampires. Claritin up, man.)
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 1:14:27 pm PDT #28776 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Well, legend has it that they're seriously allergic to garlic.
Cass - Sep 27, 2011 1:17:21 pm PDT #28777 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But will she still need them?
A big part of me hopes yes. (Er, not just Cass, but all vampires. Claritin up, man.)
Depends on if breathing is an optional thing or a requirement for unlife. Yes, I've thought about it. But if I do need it, I'm guessing I'll have to take more. Or eat medicated people.
Sheryl - Sep 27, 2011 1:17:37 pm PDT #28778 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Ah, pseudocide and duck penises. Another typical day in Natter.