One of them will also tell you when I become vampire witch queen of the universe, but I figure the pillar of fire and Clovis rampaging around in the giant MechaBunny may clue some folks in.

I'll tell people. After I'm also a vampire and find out if flying is a gift with purchase. So basically I'll do it but not immediately because my to do list post-vamping isn't getting any shorter.

The post will probably talk about clicky fire, how much I miss string cheese and, oh, Jilli is the vampire witch queen now. And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds. You know, normal stuff.

My sister is now empowered to tell y'all if I die. Which, if I die slowly-ish, she will know about and not y'all. If I die quickly, either Kat or CFerg will know (not consistent with my emergency contacts).

For some reason, sis thought a Buffista ID meant she could read here. Halloo! Luckily, apparently I disturbed her here enough that she's stopped.

And then asking Tep if this is going to affect my allergy meds.

You'll probably metabolize them faster.

Yes, I did actually think about the question for a minute or two.

You'll probably metabolize them faster.

But will she still need them?

Even ita's sister knows not to click on ita's links.

But will she still need them?

A big part of me hopes yes. (Er, not just Cass, but all vampires. Claritin up, man.)

Well, legend has it that they're seriously allergic to garlic.

But will she still need them?

A big part of me hopes yes. (Er, not just Cass, but all vampires. Claritin up, man.)

Depends on if breathing is an optional thing or a requirement for unlife. Yes, I've thought about it. But if I do need it, I'm guessing I'll have to take more. Or eat medicated people.

Timelies all!

Ah, pseudocide and duck penises. Another typical day in Natter.

Urgent Buffista news alert that may induce some people to move house.