The Off Topic Amys.
Angelus ,'Smile Time'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DH's great-grandmother used to keep chickens. He had his own tiny metal pail which he used when he helped her collect eggs from the coop. One day, when he was about 3, a hen pecked him. They ate chicken for dinner that night.
Why did I click on the link? Whyyyyyy? Because I can, apparently.
This is why the Amys are a great force for good something. Reminders, anyway.
Urban chicken aren't legal in my hood; I keep teasing Dan that I want urban chickens, but I really don't (Corgi, remember?) but I just LOVE the phrase "urban chicken."
It cracks me up, every. single. time. HEE!
I can kill, pluck and gut a chicken. But I'd rather buy one from the grocery market, because it's a PITA. Pinfeathers suck.
I vote ita ! and me for inclusion in the Survive the Apocalypse Team. I wield a mean corkscrew as a weapon (see: Bitches.) And can kill, dress and cook your feral urban chickens.
Reminders, anyway.
And in that case, it was on topic!
IIRC, we are also co-presidents of Hell, so idk about the good, but definitely something.
Oh, right. Well, we're a force, at the very least.
I feel like secret hipster chickens would have to wear those douchebag straw hats.
No, I will never let go of my hate for those hats.
Why y'all gotta talk about eggs? You nasty.
Should I not mention the awesometastic egg drop soup I had for dinner last night? SO GOOD.
:: blurgh ::
I wish I liked eggs and coffee, but reality is, most of that shit nasty. Still, there's Blue Mountain, and eggs are great when you can't actually taste them.
I think a better band name would be Tino and the Secret Hipster Chickens.
It has dawned on me that I will be unemployed in a week. Looking for a job sucks, man. It is so depressing. I have been very lucky with jobs so far in my life, and I am terrified my luck is all used up or something.
If you google (in quotes) "secret hipster chickens," there are no results. This means the band can take the world internet by storm!