Urban chicken aren't legal in my hood; I keep teasing Dan that I want urban chickens, but I really don't (Corgi, remember?) but I just LOVE the phrase "urban chicken."
It cracks me up, every. single. time. HEE!
I can kill, pluck and gut a chicken. But I'd rather buy one from the grocery market, because it's a PITA. Pinfeathers suck.
I vote ita ! and me for inclusion in the Survive the Apocalypse Team. I wield a mean corkscrew as a weapon (see: Bitches.) And can kill, dress and cook your feral urban chickens.
Reminders, anyway.
And in that case, it was on topic!
IIRC, we are also co-presidents of Hell, so idk about the good, but definitely something.
Oh, right. Well, we're a force, at the very least.
I feel like secret hipster chickens would have to wear those douchebag straw hats.
No, I will never let go of my hate for those hats.
Why y'all gotta talk about eggs? You nasty.
Should I not mention the awesometastic egg drop soup I had for dinner last night? SO GOOD.
:: blurgh ::
I wish I liked eggs and coffee, but reality is, most of that shit nasty. Still, there's Blue Mountain, and eggs are great when you can't actually taste them.
I think a better band name would be Tino and the Secret Hipster Chickens.
It has dawned on me that I will be unemployed in a week. Looking for a job sucks, man. It is so depressing. I have been very lucky with jobs so far in my life, and I am terrified my luck is all used up or something.
If you google (in quotes) "secret hipster chickens," there are no results. This means the band can take the world internet by storm!
My family had chickens in Providence when they first came to this country, a goat too I think.
ack! Jilli! it's fake - so don't scream or faint or anything
Bwah! I haven't gotten through the entire video yet. But I'm charmed by the entire idea of it.
Friends keep trying to convince me we should raise chickens, since we have the enormous yard. But I don't want that sort of hobby, and I have no free time.
Argh! Where did this itchy rash on the back of my neck come from? Why has it lingered a week? I haven't changed any products!
glares at phone, waits for doctor to call
