Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - Sep 19, 2011 7:25:02 am PDT #27163 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Me, either!


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2011 7:27:09 am PDT #27164 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not even awkward!


Jesse - Sep 19, 2011 7:28:16 am PDT #27165 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can now definitively say that the only way to get laid on a regular basis (as a single person) is to explicitly look for it on a regular basis. I'm sure this is true regardless of what one looks like.

Just for the record.


Toddson - Sep 19, 2011 7:29:01 am PDT #27166 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, possibly, lower your expectations.


le nubian - Sep 19, 2011 7:31:40 am PDT #27167 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

And, possibly, lower your expectations.

Isn't this true for most things?


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2011 7:31:47 am PDT #27168 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know cookies are following me around, so lots of sites give me Modcloth ads, or tried to sell me bags when I was looking for a new one. Why is The Current Conscience trying to sell me money-transfer-to-Jamaica services? When did I let that slip?

Not that they're getting a penny of my money. Damned Jamaicans.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2011 7:33:02 am PDT #27169 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can now definitively say that the only way to get laid on a regular basis (as a single person) is to explicitly look for it on a regular basis

The *only* way? I've never explicitly looked for it, but have had periods of it dropping unasked into my lap.


javachik - Sep 19, 2011 7:33:45 am PDT #27170 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, if ALL I wanted were to have a roll in the hay, I imagine that's not so hard to find. It's that that's really not all I want.

Then again, I may feel differently in a few months!


Hil R. - Sep 19, 2011 7:33:59 am PDT #27171 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I looked at the website for Galaxy Vegan Cream Cheese once, months ago, and those ads are still following me around everywhere on the internet. I don't need these ads! When I do want to buy vegan cream cheese, Galaxy is the brand I buy, but I buy it a few times a year. These ads are not making me want to buy any more of it than I already do.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2011 7:34:16 am PDT #27172 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But! I write books and hang out with scientists who guest on Colbert and Craig Ferguson! And I can get all your Firefly shit autographed! I'm a total catch!