I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Sep 19, 2011 7:33:59 am PDT #27171 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I looked at the website for Galaxy Vegan Cream Cheese once, months ago, and those ads are still following me around everywhere on the internet. I don't need these ads! When I do want to buy vegan cream cheese, Galaxy is the brand I buy, but I buy it a few times a year. These ads are not making me want to buy any more of it than I already do.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2011 7:34:16 am PDT #27172 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But! I write books and hang out with scientists who guest on Colbert and Craig Ferguson! And I can get all your Firefly shit autographed! I'm a total catch!


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2011 7:36:57 am PDT #27173 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wear comic book paraphernalia and I never leave home without a blade. Why isn't there a lineup?

Tim owes me at least two signed scripts by this point, and I don't say that much.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2011 7:40:15 am PDT #27174 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I mostly just seem to attract Nice Guys. And they're so angry.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2011 7:43:39 am PDT #27175 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The *only* way? I've never explicitly looked for it, but have had periods of it dropping unasked into my lap.

On a regular basis?

I would imagine that's easier for the attractive, but still -- you can be as hot as you want and sitting at home alone isn't going to get you laid, is part of what I'm saying.


javachik - Sep 19, 2011 7:44:05 am PDT #27176 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I mostly just seem to attract Nice Guys. And they're so angry.

Me, too. I get "nice guys" who are angsty. My mantra for the dating in the future will be "under 50, no angst". The rest is negotiable. (My last two boyfriends were 15 years older. Not too bad when I was 30, but seriously I am not ready to date people nearing retirement now.)


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2011 7:44:58 am PDT #27177 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

but have had periods of it dropping unasked into my lap.

Here is how my mind works: I envisioned naked Taye Diggs falling from the sky (much like Angel did in that one episode) and landing on your lap, whereupon you remarked, "Well, hel-LO there!"

Make of that what you will. And if it ever happens, share pictures of naked Taye Diggs, please.


Scrappy - Sep 19, 2011 7:46:27 am PDT #27178 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

When I was single, I attracted guys who were smart, nice and funny, and who wanted to be my friend so they could ask for my advice with the girls they actually liked.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2011 7:47:01 am PDT #27179 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

On a regular basis?

Yup. It wasn't extended, but it was regular.


Allyson - Sep 19, 2011 7:48:15 am PDT #27180 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah. I gotta get out more. Unfortunately, none of my single friends are interested in prying themselves out of the house, either.