I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 16, 2011 5:09:19 pm PDT #26711 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, everything's fine now. And my kitchen has never been cleaner since I had to move everything out of the way to wipe off the fire extinguisher stuff.


askye - Sep 16, 2011 5:11:30 pm PDT #26712 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Mom caught a toaster oven on fire once. It singed the wallpaper in the kitchen and the burn marked stayed there for a long time.


amyth - Sep 16, 2011 5:11:49 pm PDT #26713 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I set fire to a toaster oven at work once. It was pretty impressive how much fire you can make with an english muffin.

Hope everything's okay, Jess!

Now I want to go to CVS and see what's on sale.

In the ongoing battle with the fruit flies, there are still a squillion of them. I have put out vinegar traps, removed all organic matter from the house (or fridged/frozen it), taken out all trash, vacuumed, and even kept my apt. at a temperature that is (to me) intolerably frigid, because I heard that shortens their life cycle. DIE, TINY FLIES, DIE!

Yeah, everything's fine now.

Oh, well, good!


javachik - Sep 16, 2011 5:12:05 pm PDT #26714 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Damn it. I wanted to "like" your post, Jess!

I've been infected by Facebook.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2011 5:17:38 pm PDT #26715 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The day started out pretty awesome, I got a GRAIL medal for our space ships to the moon. One of my guys came in and said he had one for everyone who worked on the project. This one is the biggest I've ever worked on. I mean, Lori went to Mars, so I'm humbled. But the moon is not too freakin' shabby.


smonster - Sep 16, 2011 5:26:39 pm PDT #26716 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That's awesome, Allyson!

I am reverse meara-ing without a net. Bear with me.

amyth, I wish you rapid fruit fly dieoff.

Cash, I can't WROD loud enough over the suckitude of mental illness.

Jessica, remember PASS! Pull the pin, Aim at the base of the fire, Squeeze the trigger, and Sweep back and forth.

There was more, but I forgot.


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2011 5:27:55 pm PDT #26717 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

tonight I tried the Reed's Ginger "Brew," and not so much!

Which one? Because I have a Reed's in the fridge that's really good. It's the Extra Ginger one, so it has a lot of bite. I think the Reed's Original Ginger beer is kind of bleh.


Kat - Sep 16, 2011 5:31:04 pm PDT #26718 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I got the monistat anti-chafing gel, which I've been using for about a year, even around my eyes to good success, in the section with condoms. Believe it or not. At a CVS.

I have had too many calories + alcohol tonight = satiation.


Kat - Sep 16, 2011 5:31:48 pm PDT #26719 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

BUT I do have a question... how do I work with figs? Do they need to be peeled? They were in my CSA box and I'd like to use them to make filling for Fig Newtons.


Kat - Sep 16, 2011 5:31:49 pm PDT #26720 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

BUT I do have a question... how do I work with figs? Do they need to be peeled? They were in my CSA box and I'd like to use them to make filling for Fig Newtons.