Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.

'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 4:58:59 am PDT #26038 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

So I'm filling in for the receptionist at my aunt's office for the rest of the week. It's the easiest job in the world, but I'm a bit puzzled by the layout. All I have to do is answer the phone and forward it to the right person - but the phone isn't on the desk. You have to rocket backwards about two feet and do a full 180 to answer the phone, which is on a tiny little table. I basically just think it's funny.

Aurelia, I'm nowhere near Chicago, but I've heard excellent things about "Red". So enjoy!


Amy - Sep 14, 2011 5:46:34 am PDT #26039 of 30001
Because books.

So ... what is on the desk, zuisa?

We're very quiet this morning. And my massage got postponed so I'm pouting.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2011 5:51:09 am PDT #26040 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

And my massage got postponed so I'm pouting.

was there a fire?


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 5:54:44 am PDT #26041 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

This ancient computer. That's it. But there'd be nowhere else to sit, so... yeah. I think they also want me facing the elevator in case visitors come in? Which they don't. But no one really calls, either. Half the people who supposedly work here still aren't in, and it's almost 11:00. The whole place is just a mystery.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2011 5:55:56 am PDT #26042 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicagoistas! Anyone want to see a play Friday? [link] I can get 4 tix. Let me know.

I would love to, but I'm actually going to be in Bloomington on Friday. Boo!!!!


DebetEsse - Sep 14, 2011 5:57:07 am PDT #26043 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Is it a mob front? It sounds like a mob front. Or some sort of super-secret, quasi-governmental organization. Oooh, let's go with that.


Toddson - Sep 14, 2011 5:59:41 am PDT #26044 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or a place that's in the process of going out of business (unless everyone's working from home).


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 6:00:47 am PDT #26045 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Is it a mob front? It sounds like a mob front. Or some sort of super-secret, quasi-governmental organization. Oooh, let's go with that.

This sounds fun.

It's a law firm, I think, but nobody who works here is named any of the names that the law firm is called.


Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2011 6:09:14 am PDT #26046 of 30001
brillig

Be careful about pushing any unlabeled buttons on the desk, you don't know what might unfold or discharge.


Jesse - Sep 14, 2011 6:12:10 am PDT #26047 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a temp job like that once! Near the elevator on a floor that wasn't the main floor for the company (so no one came in that way) and answering the phone in a place where everyone had a direct line (so there weren't many calls). The credenza was full of paperbacks, so I guessed the person I was filling in for didn't have any other significant responsibilities. Good times.