Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Sep 09, 2011 3:57:27 pm PDT #25198 of 30001
information libertarian

Oh Maria. You don't need to be the one who copes, for a little while. Let us cope for you. You yell, or cry, or whatever.


Calli - Sep 09, 2011 3:57:33 pm PDT #25199 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It was under discussion as an option for a kid's lunch in a peanut-free situation.

Aren't most peanut-free situations also tree-nut-free situations? Seems like the hazelnuts in Nutella (mmmmm, hazelnuts and chocolate) would rule that out.

A Nutella and bacon jam sandwich sounds decadent and intriguing.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 3:57:34 pm PDT #25200 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh god, Maria. I'm so sorry. Good luck.


Calli - Sep 09, 2011 3:59:08 pm PDT #25201 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Maria. I hope the treatments work out with as little pain and side effects as possible.


Ginger - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25202 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's chocolate polluted with hazelnuts.


bon bon - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25203 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, Maria, it's not fair. I'm sorry.


ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:52 pm PDT #25204 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{Maria}}}


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 4:01:33 pm PDT #25205 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh Maria. I wish I was there for you.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:03 pm PDT #25206 of 30001

Maria, oh hon.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:51 pm PDT #25207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck, Maria, just, fuck.