Oh god, Maria. I'm so sorry. Good luck.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 3:57:34 pm PDT #25200 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Calli - Sep 09, 2011 3:59:08 pm PDT #25201 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sorry, Maria. I hope the treatments work out with as little pain and side effects as possible.
Ginger - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25202 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's chocolate polluted with hazelnuts.
bon bon - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:30 pm PDT #25203 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, Maria, it's not fair. I'm sorry.
ChiKat - Sep 09, 2011 4:00:52 pm PDT #25204 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{{Maria}}}
Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 4:01:33 pm PDT #25205 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh Maria. I wish I was there for you.
sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:03 pm PDT #25206 of 30001
Maria, oh hon.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:51 pm PDT #25207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fuck, Maria, just, fuck.
Amy - Sep 09, 2011 4:03:33 pm PDT #25208 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, Maria, I'm so sorry. Please let us know if there's anything you need, or any way we can help either of you.
Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:27 pm PDT #25209 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry. {{{Maria}}}